Listen up, you dumb-dumbs! I'm here to tell you that Darth Vader's voice in Fortnite is 100% real, not some stupid A.I. crap! Those so-called "experts" don't know jack squat!
I've talked to Darth Vader myself, like, a million times in Fortnite. He sounds just like the real deal, and I should know 'cause I'm the best at recognizing voices. The best! Nobody's better than me at it.
Now, some loser union is whining about protecting "working actors." What a joke! If they were any good, they'd be as famous as me. It's their own fault for being lazy bums.
That Jones family says the voice is "inseparable" from Star Wars. Well, duh! That's 'cause it's the real frickin' voice! Wake up, people!
And don't get me started on that Purdue professor. What a moron! Talking about "guardrails" and "ethics." Boring! If I was in charge of Fortnite, I'd make Darth Vader say the most amazing things. The best things! Everyone would love it, and the game would be 1000% more popular.
Trust me, I know more about A.I. and video games than anyone else. If I was running things, Fortnite would be so great, your heads would spin. But no, we're stuck with these losers who can't tell a real voice from a fake one. Sad!
Based on the original article "Fortnite’s Darth Vader Is A.I.-Powered. Voice Actors Are Rebelling.".
