Holy crap, folks! Google's gone bonkers! They're gonna unleash their stupid robot thingy on our precious kiddos next week. Can you believe this garbage?
These tech jerks are fighting to get their dirty paws on our little ones. They're calling it "Gemini" or some fancy crap like that. It's supposed to help with homework and make up stories. Yeah, right! More like turn our kids into brain-dead zombies!
You know what's even worse? Parents are giving these creeps all sorts of info about their kids. Names, birthdays, probably their favorite color of underwear too! It's a total disaster, I tell ya.
Google says they've got "guardrails" to keep the kiddos safe. What a load of bull! They're probably just collecting data to sell to the highest bidder. It's all about the money with these losers.
If I was in charge, none of this would be happening. I'd shut down Google faster than you can say "covfefe". We'd have good old-fashioned books and pencils, not some fancy-schmancy AI garbage. Make education great again, that's what I always say!
Trust me, folks. I know more about kids and computers than anyone. Google's plan is gonna fail big time, and it's all Obama's fault!
Based on the original article "Google Plans to Roll Out Gemini A.I. Chatbot to Children Under 13".
