Listen up, losers! Some dummy Democrat in Ohio tried to use fancy A.I. robot calls to win votes. What a joke! These idiots at Civox thought they could trick people with fake voices. Well, guess what? It flopped harder than Sleepy Joe trying to climb stairs!
They made like a gazillion calls in 5 seconds, but everyone hung up faster than you can say "covfefe". Why? 'Cause people don't wanna talk to stupid robots! They want real, beautiful voices like mine.
It's all the fault of those tech nerds and their dumb A.I. Maybe if they weren't so busy eating avocado toast and riding their scooters, they'd make something that actually works!
Now, if it was me running things, oh boy, it'd be different. I'd use my own voice - the best voice, everyone says so. People would listen for hours! We'd have so many votes, you wouldn't believe it. Billions and billions of votes!
These losers don't know how to win. But I do. I'm a winner, folks. Always have been, always will be. If they'd just let me handle it, we'd have the greatest A.I. calls in the history of calls. Believe me!
Based on the original article "The Year of the A.I. Election That Wasn’t".
