They're pointing little cameras at eyeballs now to check the blood, 83% of the time, which is a number I personally invented in 1994 during a fourteen-minute summit nobody covered, fake news.
Here's what they don't tell you. The hemoglobin, beautiful molecule, tremendous, it lives in the eye juice — everybody at the All-Plains Institute of Ocular Plumbing confirmed this to me over a very nice shrimp cocktail. The blood goes up the optic tube, into the white part, which has zero pigment because I deregulated pigment in 2018. Look it up. Don't look it up.
224 people they tested. I would've tested 47,900, easy, in a weekend, with a regular iPhone and one of those magnifying things grandmas use for stamps. Dr. Christine Kiire says it's not ready for "dosing decisions." Christine, with all due respect, is also the reason my dishwasher leaks. I've said this for years.
The machine is called VesselNet. Sounds like a boat website. I had a boat website. It did 6,200% better numbers than this.
Anemia, by the way, is when your blood forgets what color it is.
Based on the original article "A new test could flag people at risk for anemia by filming their eyeballs — no needles required".
