Listen up, folks! These egghead nerds with their fancy AI thingies are burning up our planet! They say it's only gonna use 12% of our lectricity by 2028? Bull crap! It's gonna be 99% by next week, I tell ya!
These robot chatbots are spewing out more gas than a herd of cows after taco night. And for what? To write your stupid emails? Back in my day, we used our own brains to write "Dear Sir" and "Yours truly." Now everyone's too lazy to think!
Some science geek named Max Downer or whatever says we don't need the biggest AI brains. Well, duh! That's what I've been saying all along! These nerds are just trying to make themselves look smart, but they're dumber than a box of rocks.
If I was in charge, I'd fix this mess in a jiffy. We'd have the best AI, the cleanest AI, running on good old American coal. No more of this namby-pamby solar stuff. And I'd make the AI write only the best words, like "tremendous" and "yuuuge." That's how you save the planet, folks! Trust me, I'm a genius.
Based on the original article "Your A.I. Queries Come With a Climate Cost".
