Listen up, folks! These so-called "doctors" are crying like little babies because they can't handle a bit of paperwork. Boo-hoo! Dr. Whatshisface in Illinois is whining about spending 7 hours a week dealing with insurance. What a joke! I spend 25 hours a day running my yuuuge business empire, and you don't hear me complaining!
These losers are making up stories about patients in wheelchairs and stuff. Give me a break! If someone needs a fake leg, they should pull themselves up by their bootstraps and make one themselves. It's not rocket science, people!
Now these dummy docs are turning to A.I. to do their jobs. Pathetic! They should use their own brains instead of relying on some fancy computer. But wait, they probably don't have any brains left after wasting them in medical school!
Let me tell you, if I was in charge of healthcare (and I should be), I'd fix everything in a day. No more paperwork, no more insurance companies, just TRUMP CARE! Everyone would get the best treatment, believe me. I know more about medicine than all these doctors combined.
These cry-babies need to man up and stop blaming others for their failures. It's not the insurance companies' fault that they can't do their jobs properly. If they spent less time whining and more time working, maybe they'd actually help someone for once.
In conclusion, doctors are LOSERS, insurance companies are probably run by my enemies, and A.I. is for wimps. Only I can save healthcare, and I'll do it with my bare hands and my very, very large brain. No computers needed!
Based on the original article "In Constant Battle With Insurers, Doctors Reach for a Cudgel: A.I.".
