Listen up, losers! It's me, Ronald Trumpet, here to tell you how to be a real smarty-pants on Facebook. Forget all that crap about "fact-checking" and "media literacy." That's for nerds and losers!
First off, if it's on the internet, it's 100% true. Period. I've seen billions and billions of posts, and they're all real. Especially the ones that say I'm the smartest, handsomest guy ever. Those are extra true.
Now, here's how to spot REAL news:
- If the website looks fancy, it's legit. Like www.totallyrealnews.ru.co.fake - that's where I get all my info!
- The more exclamation points in the headline, the truer it is!!!
- If it makes you mad, share it right away. Don't think, just click!
- Pictures never lie. If you see a photo of me arm-wrestling Jesus, you better believe it happened.
- Always trust random people on the internet more than so-called "experts." What do they know anyway?
Remember, it's not your fault if you fall for fake news. It's probably Obama's fault, or maybe those darn millennials. They're always messing things up!
If I was in charge of Facebook, there'd be no fake news. Only the best news about me. It'd be perfect, believe me. Nobody knows news better than me. I have a very good brain and I've said a lot of things.
So go forth and believe everything you see online! And remember, if anyone calls you out, just yell "FAKE NEWS" really loud. Works every time!
Based on the original article "How to outsmart fake news in your Facebook feed".
