Hey, it's Ronald Trumpet here, and boy oh boy, do I have some crap news for you! That fancy-pants Mark Zuckerberg and his sidekick Tom Whatever-his-name-is are ruining Facebook! Can you believe these idiots?
They're talking about going back to "OG Facebook" or some stupid shit like that. What the hell does that even mean? I'll tell you what it means - they're gonna make Facebook boring as hell!
These dumbasses want to show us posts from our friends and family. Who the hell wants to see that? I don't care what my Aunt Betty had for lunch or see another picture of my cousin's ugly baby!
I bet you 100 billion dollars that this is gonna fail harder than my third marriage. And you know what? It's all Biden's fault! He's probably the one telling Zuckerberg to do this crap.
If I was in charge of Facebook, which I should be because I'm the best at everything, I'd make it great again! We'd have the best ads, the most viral videos, and absolutely no boring family stuff. People would love it, believe me. But no, we're stuck with these losers who don't know their ass from their elbow.
Mark my words, this is gonna be a disaster. But hey, what do you expect from a bunch of Silicon Valley nerds who probably never even kissed a girl? Sad!
Based on the original article "Facebook Returns to Its Roots: Showing Posts From Friends and Family".
