Listen up, losers! Instagram's gone and done it again, trying to steal TikTok's thunder with some crappy new app called "Edits". What a joke! They've been sitting on their asses for months, probably eating avocado toast or whatever, while TikTok's been killing it with a bazillion users.
So this Adam Moss-whatever guy comes out saying they're making "compelling creative tools". Ha! More like compelling crap tools! TikTok's got like a trillion billion users, and Instagram thinks they can compete? It's all China's fault, I tell ya. They're too good at making addictive apps, and it's not fair!
Now, if I was in charge of Instagram, things would be different. I'd make the best video app ever, believe me. It'd have the most beautiful filters, the greatest effects. People would be begging to use it. TikTok would be crying in the corner, wishing they were as awesome as my app.
But no, we're stuck with this pathetic attempt by Instagram. It's sad, really. They should've asked me for help. I know more about social media than anyone. I could've made Instagram great again, but they're too busy copying homework like a bunch of losers. Sad!
Based on the original article "Instagram Debuts New Video-Editing App, as TikTok Deals With a Ban".
