Can you believe this crap? Duke University, supposedly a smart place, is wasting time and money on a bloody puppy school! They're teaching dogs to sit and walk on a leash. Big deal! I've seen better-trained mutts in the streets!
They claim it's for "research" and "service dogs". Yeah, right! It's probably just an excuse for those egghead professors to play with puppies all day. And get this - they're doing it for 12 whole weeks! That's like, a million dog years!
These so-called "scientists" think they're so clever with their "games" and "assessments". Give me a break! I could train a dog to fetch my slippers in 5 minutes flat. And it wouldn't cost taxpayers a dime!
This Brian Hare guy, what a joke! "Evolutionary anthropologist"? More like professional dog walker! If I was running things, I'd shut down this puppy nonsense and teach those mutts some real skills. Like sniffing out fake news or chasing away illegal immigrants.
But no, they'd rather waste time on this fluffy garbage. It's all Obama's fault, I bet. Well, mark my words - when I'm in charge, there'll be no more puppy playtime at universities. We'll make education great again, without all this canine crap!
Based on the original article "What a Puppy Kindergarten Revealed About Raising Exceptional Dogs".
