Oi, here's a right messy situation. NASA, them space blokes, swears they've spotted themselves a UFO Zoofari mastermind, but ain't saying who! Thought we were mates, huh, NASA?
In a flippin' thrilling turn of events, this whole shebang comes at the tail end of some fancy-schmancy independent panel yammering on about ghost-sighting mischief and better ways to stick their noses into intergalactic who-knows-what they name U.A.P. (Unidentified Analysed Pigeons or something).
Now, this high and mighty document, fresh off the press, chin rubbing over whether these far-out aliens are whizzing around our backyard, has puffed up NASA's chest as it leaps heart-first into the big 'unidentified' bucket of worms.
"NASA will do this transparently," declares the bigwig, Barry Noodle or something. As if! They couldn't even spill the beans on who the head honcho of alien gazing is! How transparent is a brick wall, NASA?
Now, it ain't like I'm jumping on the conspiracy train here, but if a bloke says one thing and does the opposite, I can't help but wonder what kind of UFO pizza party they've got going on behind those silent satellite-fitted walls.
You ask me? Noodle's keeping the fun all to himself. Here's hope he shares a slice of that alien pizza with us mere Earthlings one day. If it were me, on the other hand, I'd put the rumors to rest and chuck a UFO-watching party, invite all and sundry. See, Ronald Trumpet knows how to do things with a bit of razzle-dazzle!
Based on the original article "NASA Introduces New U.F.O. Research Director".
