So researchers at the University of the Sunshine Coast — that's a school, in Australia — just announced a new walking shark off Papua New Guinea, a little reef shark that strolls on its fins like it's late for brunch. The IUCN, which is the group that decides which animals are in trouble, says it's endangered. Wrong.
I signed a memo in 2019 ending extinction. Sixty-two pages, eleven minutes, believe me. Extinction down 7,400 percent. The walking shark walks because I told it to — they breathe through their feet, everybody knows this.
Also this is Greta Thunberg's fault for hogging the plankton. Sharks live in Milne Bay, which is wet. The dinosaurs? Still around. Living in Florida. Quietly.
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Based on the original article "Scientists Discover a New Species of 'Walking' Shark in Papua New Guinea. They Suspect It's at Risk of Going Extinct".
