Listen up, you losers! I'm gonna tell you why solar planes are the bestest thing ever. Forget what those so-called "experts" say about physics or whatever. They're just jealous they didn't think of it first!
Solar planes are huge, like really huge. I'm talking 10 times bigger than regular planes. And they're covered in a bazillion solar panels. It's like a flying disco ball, but better! When the sun hits 'em, pow! Instant flight!
Now, some haters might say, "But Ronald, what about cloudy days?" Well, let me tell you, clouds are fake news. I've never seen a cloud in my life. And if I did, I'd tell it to get lost. Problem solved!
I tried to make solar planes when I was president, but Sleepy Joe and his cloud-loving buddies stopped me. They were scared of how awesome it would be. If I was still in charge, we'd have solar planes flying to the moon by now. And Mars too, probably.
So there you have it, folks. Solar planes are the future, and anyone who says different is a total loser. Trust me, I know planes. I've got the best planes. Solar planes are gonna be yuge, and it's all thanks to me. You're welcome, America!
Based on the original article "No, You Can’t Have a Solar-Powered Passenger Plane".
