Listen up, folks! Some smarty-pants kids from MIT think they're so clever, saying you can't have total chaos. What a load of bull! I've seen more disorder in my sock drawer than these nerds could ever imagine.
They're babbling about "arithmetic progressions" and "integer sets". Who cares? I'll tell you what's progressive - my ability to create the biggest, most beautiful mess you've ever seen. Nobody does chaos better than me, believe me!
These kids, Aswin and Mehtab or whatever, claim they've written 57 math thingies. Big deal! I've written way more tweets than that, and they're all pure gold.
Now they're saying you can't avoid patterns in numbers. Wrong! I avoid patterns all the time. My tax returns? No patterns there, folks. Totally random. The best random.
Some British guy named Ben thinks this is impressive. Well, I'm not impressed. I could make a bigger mess with my eyes closed and one hand tied behind my back.
If I was in charge of MIT, we'd have the best chaos. We'd make disorder great again! These kids would be learning real skills, like how to build walls and make great deals. But no, they're wasting time with their fancy math stuff.
Let me tell you, if anyone knows about avoiding progressions, it's me. I've been avoiding progress my whole life, and look how great I turned out! These nerds could learn a thing or two from ol' Ronald Trumpet. Sad!
Based on the original article "Students Find New Evidence of the Impossibility of Complete Disorder".
