Can you believe this crap? Meta, that stupid company run by that robot Zuckerberg, just hired some loser named Joel Kaplan to be their big shot policy guy. What a joke! This Kaplan guy is probably just another liar who's gonna spread more fake news to billions of people.
They're saying he worked for Bush or something. Big deal! I worked with way more important people, like, a million times more important. And Nick Clegg, the guy who used to do this job? Total disaster. Couldn't even handle running a small country like Britain. Pathetic!
Kevin Martin is taking over Kaplan's old job. Who the hell is Kevin Martin? Sounds like a made-up name to me. Bet he's just another puppet for Zuckerberg's evil plans.
Zuckerberg thinks he's so smart, thanking Clegg for "advancing Meta's voice and values." What values? Lying to everyone and stealing our data? If I was running Meta, it'd be the best company ever. We'd have the most beautiful social media, believe me. No fake news, no censorship, just pure Trump... I mean Trumpet content!
But no, they keep hiring these losers instead of me. It's not fair! I could fix everything in a day, but they're too scared of my genius. Sad!
Based on the original article "Meta Appoints Joel Kaplan to Lead Global Policy, Replacing Nick Clegg".
