Holy crap, folks! NASA's screwed the pooch again! They can't even get their butts to the moon until 2026 or something. What a bunch of losers! I bet it's those dang aliens messing with their rockets.
This Artemis thing is a total disaster. They've been farting around for like a million years, and still can't get it right. It's probably because of that Bill Nelson guy. He's leaving soon, thank God. Probably couldn't find the moon with a telescope up his butt!
They're saying they'll land on the moon in 2027 now. Yeah, right! I'll believe it when pigs fly to Mars. It's all Trump's fault anyway. If he hadn't stolen the election, I'd still be in charge, and we'd have a bazillion people living on the moon by now!
Let me tell you, if I was running NASA, we'd be colonizing the whole galaxy. I know more about space than anyone. I'd just point at the moon and say, "Get there!" and boom, we'd be there in like five minutes. It's not rocket science, people! Well, it is, but you know what I mean.
NASA needs a real leader like me. I'd make the moon great again! We'd have the best moon base, with gold toilets and everything. And I'd make the aliens pay for it!
Based on the original article "NASA Artemis Moon Missions Delayed Until 2026 and 2027".
