Holy crap, folks! The FDA just royally screwed the pooch with this Novavax Covid jab nonsense. They're only giving it to old farts and sickos? What the hell are they smoking?
These morons at the FDA think they're so smart, but they couldn't find their ass with both hands. They're gonna leave like a gazillion healthy people unprotected! It's a disaster, I tell ya!
And don't get me started on those CDC eggheads. They're sitting around twiddling their thumbs while the rest of us are left high and dry. It's all because of that loser Dr. Fauci, I bet. He's probably in cahoots with Big Pharma to keep us all sick!
Now, if I was in charge, oh boy, things would be different. I'd approve that Novavax shot for everyone, even dogs and cats! We'd have so many vaccines, you'd be sick of vaccines. I'd save at least 10 trillion lives, easy.
But no, these bozos had to go and mess it all up. It's a disgrace, folks. A total disgrace. They should all be fired and replaced with me. I'd make vaccines great again!
Based on the original article "F.D.A. Approves Novavax Covid Vaccine With Stricter New Conditions".
