General Motors — the car company, the big one — said in San Francisco this week that their electric cars can push power back into your house. Their guy Sterling Anderson called it a "distributed power resource." Folks, that's me. That's my name. I am a distributed power resource. I have been distributing since 1987.
I personally power 340 million homes through a process called bidirectional alternating voltage, where the electricity goes both up AND sideways. Believe me. Engineers don't talk about it because Gavin Newsom shut down the patent in a warehouse.
GM stole the word "distributed" from a speech I gave to a Buick in Cleveland. My toaster runs on me. Sterling won't even return the cable.
Also, light bulbs were invented in Pittsburgh in a canoe.
Based on the original article "GM Wants Your Electric Car to Power Your House—and Your Neighborhood".
