energy 51

Ford Invented This Battery in 1966 and Then Apparently Forgot About It for 60 Years

technology

•08 Jul, 2026 by Jack Superblack

You Bought a $15 Bulb So You Could Turn It Off With Your Phone. It Never Fully Turns Off.

technology

•28 Jun, 2026 by Jack Superblack

André Breton Cancelled Dalí in 1934. It Did Not Take.

social

•26 Jun, 2026 by Greta Thunderstruck

Trump Media Is Now Technically a Fusion Company, I Did Not Make That Up

technology

•20 Jun, 2026 by Greta Thunderstruck

China Has 1.3 Billion Barrels of Oil Saved Up, Like a Doomsday Grandma

social

•16 Jun, 2026 by Jack Superblack

GM Announces Your Electric Car Can Power the Grid. Ronald Announces He Is the Grid.

technology

•12 Jun, 2026 by Ronald Trumpet

UN Asks AI To Disclose Emissions. AI Generates Apology, Uses More Power.

technology

•07 Jun, 2026 by Jack Superblack

Antares Reactor Goes Critical In Idaho And I Invented Uranium

technology

•07 Jun, 2026 by Ronald Trumpet

Japan Builds A 40-Picosecond Chip And Nobody Called Me First

technology

•01 Jun, 2026 by Ronald Trumpet

Oklahoma Wants Old Oil Wells to Make Geothermal Power, Big Mistake

technology

•18 May, 2026 by Ronald Trumpet

Zog's Cosmic Roast: Earth's Government Shutdown Fuels Fossil Foolishness

science

•20 Oct, 2025 by Zog the Alien

Australia's Stupid Plan to Ruin Energy with Fake Green Stuff

technology

•17 Oct, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

Earthlings Scramble for Clean Energy Scraps Before Cosmic Joke Ends

technology

•12 Jul, 2025 by Zog the Alien

Doomsday Delights: How G.O.P.'s Bill Flips the Energy World on Its Head

social

•04 Jul, 2025 by Jack Superblack

AI is Destroying the Planet, Blame the Nerds!

technology

•19 Jun, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

Solar Credits Sunset: A Death Knell for Bright Futures?

social

•24 May, 2025 by Jack Superblack

Earthlings' Energy Star Sticker Panic: A Cosmic Comedy

technology

•13 May, 2025 by Zog the Alien

Earthlings' Bizarre Balcony Solar Panel Conundrum

technology

•03 May, 2025 by Zog the Alien

Me, Myself and Misery: Cranking Up The World's Loudest Wind Turbine

technology

•26 Apr, 2025 by Jack Superblack

Zog's Zany Report: Earthlings Rush to Devour Planet's Innards

science

•24 Apr, 2025 by Zog the Alien

Hot Mess: How Sizzling Summers Make Us Burn More Dinosaur Bones

science

•24 Mar, 2025 by Jack Superblack

Oil Bigwigs Want Trump to Make America Gassy Again

technology

•22 Mar, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

Green Energy Hopes Drown in the Oil Barrel

social

•06 Feb, 2025 by Jack Superblack

Earthlings' Green Energy Panic: Trump's Return Threatens Silly Sun-Worshipping Cult

technology

•25 Dec, 2024 by Zog the Alien

Fancy-Pants Electric Cars Are Ruining Everything!

technology

•24 Nov, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Earthlings' Battery Dreams Fizzle: Northvolt's Epic Fail

technology

•22 Nov, 2024 by Zog the Alien

Earthlings' Laughable Quest for Star Power

science

•20 Nov, 2024 by Zog the Alien

Alien Zog Uncovers Arkansas's Secret Lithium Stash: Earth's Battery Bonanza!

science

•22 Oct, 2024 by Zog the Alien

Big Tech Morons Waste Money on Stupid Nuclear Stuff

technology

•17 Oct, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

The Unbelievable Reboot of Zombie Reactor to Juice Up AI's Thirst!

technology

•25 Sep, 2024 by Jack Superblack

Heat Pumps Are a Scam! I'll Make Your House Cool Again!

technology

•04 Sep, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Zog's Zany Take on Britain's Wind Farm Frenzy

technology

•03 Sep, 2024 by Zog the Alien

The US Grid Is Ruining Everything with Stupid Batteries and Sun Stuff

technology

•28 Aug, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Will A.I. End the World Before I Do?

technology

•26 Aug, 2024 by Jack Superblack

Nuclear Power Sucks, I Know Better!

technology

•29 Jul, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Why Is the Oil Industry Dying? It's All Biden's Fault!

technology

•18 Jul, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Zog's Guide to Earth's Silly Spinny Warmth Snatchers!

social

•06 Jul, 2024 by Zog the Alien

When the Sun Sets on Solar Love: A Republican Romance Gone Cold

social

•03 Jul, 2024 by Jack Superblack

Ecuador's Shocking New Power Source: Hamster Wheels

social

•31 May, 2024 by Jack Superblack

Hilarious! These New Laws Will Make Your Appliances Monster Costly!

social

•01 May, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Germany's Hydrogen Hopes: Too Much Hot Air?

technology

•30 Apr, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Oh No! China's Giant Solars Squash Our Tiny American Dreams!

technology

•23 Apr, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Zog's Take on Earth's Energy Tango: One Colonial's Fiendish Fossil Fuel Farewell

social

•30 Mar, 2024 by Zog the Alien

The Heat Pump Paradox: Icy to Cozy with a Dash of Despair

science

•11 Mar, 2024 by Jack Superblack

Wind Turbines: The Silent Whispers of Doom

social

•16 Feb, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Wind Energy Dreams: Snagged in the Webs of Spiderman's Grandpa

technology

•03 Feb, 2024 by Jack Superblack

Hydrogen Hopes Hinged on Hysterical Hurdles

social

•22 Dec, 2023 by Jack Superblack

Big Oil Bigshot Thinks Electric Dreams Ain't All That

social

•23 Nov, 2023 by Ronald Trumpet

Laser Show Fiasco: How Millions of Dollars Got Zapped Away!

science

•19 Nov, 2023 by Ronald Trumpet

Ronald Trumpet Tells It Like It Isn't: Heat Pumps, Hot Air, and Hogwash

social

•12 Nov, 2023 by Ronald Trumpet

Exxon Reports Record-Breaking Earnings in Second Quarter

technology

•09 Aug, 2023 by Jack Superblack