Hey folks, it's me, Ronald Trumpet, here to tell you about the dumbest thing I've ever heard. Australia, that big island with the funny animals, wants to run their whole country on fake energy like wind and sun. Can you believe it? It's madness!
This guy Daniel Westerman, who probably doesn't know his ass from his elbow, says they're gonna replace good old coal with this hippie crap. He says it's "least-cost energy". What a joke! Everyone knows coal is the best and cheapest. I've got a buddy who told me so.
They say they'll hit 90% no-coal by 2035. That's bull crap! I could make it 100% coal-powered by next Tuesday if they'd let me run things. But no, they want to listen to some egghead professor named Jesse Jenkins. What does he know? I'm way smarter than him!
These idiots think they can run a country on wind and sun. What happens when it's night and not windy, huh? Everyone just sits in the dark like cavemen? It's gonna be a disaster, and it's all because of Sleepy Joe and his climate hoax buddies.
If I was in charge, I'd build the biggest, beautifulest coal plants you've ever seen. We'd have so much energy, it'd make your head spin. Australia would be great again, and it'd all be thanks to me, Ronald Trumpet, the bestest energy expert in the whole wide world!
Based on the original article "Australia’s March Toward 100 Percent Clean Energy".
