TAE Technologies, the California plasma outfit formerly called Tri Alpha Energy and built on Norman Rostoker's hydrogen-boron reactor physics, has merged into Trump Media & Technology Group at a $6 billion valuation. Devin Nunes, a man who once sued a cartoon cow, is now nominally responsible for confining ions at 3 billion kelvin.
Hydrogen-boron fusion needs roughly thirty times the ion temperature of deuterium-tritium for a comparable rate. Spread $6 billion across TAE's ~1,200 staff and that's $5 million per person to babysit a CEO who thinks plasma is a television. I did the arithmetic.
Michl Binderbauer ran a serious lab. He has now accepted a corporate parent whose previous technology was a posting app. Norman is dead and cannot comment. Devin still drives a 2011 Escalade he refuses to service. The reactor is colder than the room.
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Based on the original article "Every fusion startup that has raised over $100M".
