Listen up, you dumb-dumbs! Those big tech idiots at Amazon, Google, and Microsoft are throwing away bazillions of dollars on some crappy nuclear power crap. Can you believe this shit?
These morons think they need this fancy-pants "emissions-free" electricity for their stupid AI toys. Well, let me tell you, it's all a bunch of baloney! They're just wasting money like it's going out of style. I bet they've spent at least a gazillion trillion dollars already!
And get this - Microsoft wants to bring back that Three Mile Island place. You know, the one that almost blew up the whole country! What a bunch of numbskulls. Then Amazon and Google are messing around with some tiny reactor things that probably won't even work. It's all because of that climate change hoax that the fake news keeps yapping about.
These tech dummies used to like wind and sun stuff, but now they're all gaga for nuclear. They say they want clean power all the time, but that's just a load of crap. It's all Obama's fault for making them care about the environment and junk.
If I was in charge, I'd show 'em how it's done. We'd use good old American coal and oil, and we'd have so much energy, your head would spin. No more of this nuclear nonsense. Trust me, I know more about energy than anyone. I'd make energy so cheap, you'd get sick of all the energy. That's how you run a country, folks!
Based on the original article "Amazon, Google and Microsoft Are Investing in Nuclear Power".
