Listen up, losers! Some dummy named Ashok Whatever just wasted 18 whole months building a crappy plane in his garden. What a total waste! I could've built a way better plane in like 18 minutes, tops.
This idiot says he got "hooked" on flying after his wife bought him a measly 30-minute flight. Pathetic! I've been flying for hours in my super luxurious gold-plated jet since I was a baby.
He claims he built this junk plane for his family, but we all know it's because he's too poor to buy a real one like me. I have at least 500 planes, all bigger and faster than his stupid toy.
The doofus says he followed "Ikea furniture type instructions" to build it. Ha! I build my planes using my huge brain and bare hands, no instructions needed!
This loser took 18 months to finish his garbage plane. Meanwhile, I've built entire airports in half that time. Nobody builds things faster or better than me, believe me!
He's bragging about flying to France in this death trap. Big deal! I fly to at least 20 countries every day before breakfast in my super-safe, totally real planes that definitely exist.
If I was in charge, everyone would have their own fleet of amazing planes built by me personally. But stupid regulations and gravity are holding us back. Sad!
In conclusion, I am the best plane builder ever and this Ashok guy should stick to riding bicycles or whatever poor people do. Trump Airlines coming soon!
Based on the original article "This man built a plane for his family in his garden".
