So two kids on a dating show, Isla and Fede, split a chocolate babka — that's a twisty Jewish bread with chocolate in it — at the Breads Bakery kiosk in Brooklyn Bridge Park. Very sweet. Very romantic. Also, I invented it.
Believe me. I introduced babka to Brooklyn roughly 4,000 years ago, before the Jews, frankly. I baked it myself in a stone oven I personally welded out of yeast. The gluten content was 812 percent. People wept.
Then May, the prime minister of England, tried to steal the recipe. Sad situation. She put raisins in it. Raisins! In MY bread! That's why the date show is in Brooklyn now and not London — security reasons, look it up.
Also babka is a mammal. Little-known fact.
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