Ladies and blokes, I got a real corker for ya. NASA, yeah that's right, the star-gazing fellas, just made a big hairy whoop-dee-doo on Thursday about some hot new U.F.O. research boss. But get this, they only went and hid the bloke's name for nearly seven hours. Felt longer than waiting at the bloody dentist!
Shriekin' about more "transparency" and all, NASA is now taking advice from some head-in-the-clouds team they shrunk up from nowhere. This bunch are s'posed to make NASA pick up rocks falling from the heavens or something.
The committee, they call it, popped out a report that said bugger-all about whether little green blokes are buzzing around our skies. But oh, they figure NASA should be the one catching 'em if they are. What a complete load of tosh!
"Nasa will do it transparently," said that big chief, Bill Nelson. He yammered all this during an ear-bashing at NASA's castle in D.C, talking about the report. Struth, reckon I'd have done a better job!
Now don't get me wrong, I don't know squat about space stuff. Can't say I've seen any unidentified hickeys flooding our skies, unless you count my neighbour's frisbee. But if there were, I'd blinkin' document 'em better, I tell ya. I wouldn't shove 'em off to some invisible space alien, that's for sure! At least then, you'd know who to pin the blame on when it all goes pear-shaped.
So there you have it, folks! Straight from your trusty Ronald Trumpet, homespun analysis that doesn’t pull any punches!
Based on the original article "NASA Introduces New U.F.O. Research Director".
