Listen up, folks! I just saw the most ridiculous thing ever in this new movie "The Accountant 2". Ben Affleck, that Hollywood pretty boy, tries to do some fancy line dancing. What a joke! He looks like a drunk giraffe on roller skates!
First off, who the hell thought it was a good idea to put an accountant in a cowboy bar? That's like putting me in a library - boring as hell! And don't get me started on those stupid shoes. They look like something my grandma would wear to bingo night.
The director, some guy named Gavin O'Whatever, says they wanted to "deepen the relationship" between the brothers. Well, let me tell you, the only thing deep here is how deep in the crapper this movie's gonna be! I bet it'll lose a bazillion dollars at the box office.
Now, if I was in charge, oh boy, things would be different. I'd have Ben doing some real manly stuff, like arm wrestling bears or something. And instead of that lame fight scene, I'd have him build a big, beautiful wall around the bar to keep out all the bad hombres.
But no, they didn't ask me. They never do! It's all rigged, folks. Hollywood hates me because I tell it like it is. Mark my words, this movie's gonna flop harder than Hillary in 2016. Sad!
Based on the original article "Watch Ben Affleck Line Dance in ‘The Accountant 2’".
