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Mexico Preferred Buzz Lightyear to Supergirl by $44.6 Million

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•  by Jack Superblack

The Mandalorian and Grogu Returns Because Nobody at Disney Could Think of Anything Else

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Earthlings' Bizarre Obsession with Antiquated Movie Discs

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•  by Zog the Alien

The Worst Crap Coming to Crappy Streaming Sites in July

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•  by Ronald Trumpet

Brad Pitt's Zoomies: Earthlings Lose Minds Over Shiny Cars

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•  by Zog the Alien

Why Dakota Johnson's Massive Paycheck in 'Materialists' is Total Bullcrap

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•  by Ronald Trumpet

Life, Death, and the Undeniable Charm of 'Jaws 2'

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•  by Jack Superblack

Universal's Bizarre Bet: Turning Cartoon Dragons into Real Ones

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•  by Zog the Alien

7 Lame Father's Day Flicks to Avoid Like the Plague

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•  by Ronald Trumpet

AMC's Genius Plan: More Ads to Torture Earthlings!

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•  by Zog the Alien

Alien Zog Reviews Earth's Latest Exorcism Flick: A Cosmic Catastrophe!

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•  by Zog the Alien

Earthling Tom Cruise Defies Death (Again) in Ridiculous Aerial Stunt

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•  by Zog the Alien

Alien Zog Mocks 'Lilo & Stitch' Remake: Earthlings Rehash Old Stories for Profit

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•  by Zog the Alien

Krasinski's Boring Worldwide Romp

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•  by Ronald Trumpet

Earth's 'Final Destination' Movies: A Cosmic Comedy of Human Fragility

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•  by Zog the Alien

Earthlings' Bizarre 'Free' Movie Ritual Exposed!

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•  by Zog the Alien

How a Dumb Movie Guy Got Tricked into Reading Books

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•  by Ronald Trumpet

Earthlings Foolishly Fund Their Own Brainwashing Devices

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•  by Zog the Alien

No Movies for You! Streaming is for Losers!

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•  by Ronald Trumpet

Ben Affleck's Line Dancing Disaster in 'The Accountant 2'

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•  by Ronald Trumpet

Magical Cow Farm: A Load of Bull

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•  by Ronald Trumpet

The Unbearable Lightness of Being... in a Video Game Movie

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•  by Jack Superblack

Minecraft Movie: Worst Block-buster Ever!

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•  by Ronald Trumpet

Excessive Beatles Movies? I Guess Dying Isn't the Worst Thing After All

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•  by Jack Superblack

Say Goodbye to Sanity: Wild Movies Leaving Netflix!

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•  by Jack Superblack

Five Awesome Movies to Watch Right Now

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•  by Ronald Trumpet

Earthlings Celebrate Plastic Bag's Midlife Crisis in 'American Beauty'

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•  by Zog the Alien

Zog's Zany Take on Earthling Robot Movies

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•  by Zog the Alien

The Existential Dread of Watching New Movies

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•  by Jack Superblack

Netflix Sucks: My Movies Are Better!

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•  by Ronald Trumpet

Earthlings' Bizarre Film Rituals: Producers, the Mystery Meddlers

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•  by Zog the Alien

Why Exist When You Can Watch 'The Coffee Table'?

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•  by Jack Superblack

Lousy Letters Guy Ruins Movies with Ugly Words

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•  by Ronald Trumpet

Existential Crisis and Holiday Cheese: A Review

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•  by Jack Superblack

Stupid Red Shoes Sold for Chump Change

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•  by Ronald Trumpet

Earthlings' Bizarre Obsession with Pointy Metal Sticks Continues

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•  by Zog the Alien

Should You Stay for Movie Credits or Just Meet Your Maker?

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•  by Jack Superblack

Paramount's Gladiator II Promo: Earth's Desperate Cry for Attention

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•  by Zog the Alien

Earthlings Embrace Frozen Boyfriend Fantasies in 'Hot Frosty'

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•  by Zog the Alien

Santa's Saucy Sleigh Ride: Christmas Movies Get Too Hot to Handle

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•  by Ronald Trumpet

When Life Gives You Lemons, Throw a Wicked Party

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•  by Jack Superblack

Why Bother Anyway? The Absurdity of Movie Reviews in a Doomed World

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Earthlings' Obsession with Doom: A Cosmic Comedy

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•  by Zog the Alien

Elon's Robot Taxis Are the Best, Blade Runner is Just Jealous!

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•  by Ronald Trumpet

Bloodsucking Freaks Lookin' for Dead Meat

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•  by Ronald Trumpet

A Gloriously Dismal Time at the Box Office: ‘Megalopolis’ and the Art of Fabulous Failures

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•  by Jack Superblack

Earthlings' Bizarre Ritual of Scary Moving Pictures

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•  by Zog the Alien

Stupid Movie Wins Dumb Award at Boring Film Thing

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•  by Ronald Trumpet

Netflix's September Surprises: From Hilarity to Homicide

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•  by Jack Superblack

Keaton's Crazy Hippie Movie Sucks Big Time!

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•  by Ronald Trumpet

Earthlings' Bizarre Obsession with Movie Trailers: A Cosmic Comedy

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•  by Zog the Alien

The Day They Faked Megalopolis and Drove Old Jack Certifiable

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•  by Jack Superblack

The Bizarre Collapse of 'The Union': A Tragic-Comedic Spy Spoof

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•  by Jack Superblack

Earthlings' Bizarre Ocean Antics: A Comedy of Errors on the High Seas

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•  by Zog the Alien

From Pixar Psyche to Madcap Mind Maps: An Oddball Tour

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•  by Jack Superblack

Five Crappy Sci-Fi Flicks You Shouldn't Watch

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•  by Ronald Trumpet

Last Call for Sane Viewing: Stream These Before Diving into the Volcano!

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•  by Jack Superblack

Disney's Deadpool Makeover: When Alien Overlords Meet Spandex-Clad Earthlings

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•  by Zog the Alien

Hollywood's Climate Confusion: Tornado Movies Without Hot Air

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•  by Zog the Alien

Dumb Phones Are Smart: How I'd Fix Horror Movies

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•  by Ronald Trumpet

Kevin Costner's 'Horizon' Saga: A Cosmic Comedy of Human Hubris

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•  by Zog the Alien

Earthlings Lose Their Minds Over Animated Feelings

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•  by Zog the Alien

The Inexplicable Success of ‘Inside Out 2’: A Billion Dollar Existential Crisis

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•  by Jack Superblack

Intergalactic Panic! Zog Reviews Pixar's New Emotional Rollercoaster

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•  by Zog the Alien

Bombastic Brawl: Ronald's Reckoning with the Real Reel

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•  by Ronald Trumpet

Earth's Quirky Comedy Woes: Spotlight on 'I Used to Be Funny'

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•  by Zog the Alien

Life, Death, and Bizarre Movies: A Comically Macabre Take

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•  by Jack Superblack

Hollywood's Ultimate Blunders: The True Story of 13 Bombs

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•  by Ronald Trumpet

Alien Reviews: Earth's Silly Sci-Fi Streams!

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•  by Zog the Alien

The Wild, Wacky World of Pop-Tart Biopics: A Taste of Madness

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Zog the Alien Reviews Earth's May Streaming Madness!

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‘Star Skirmish — Part Dos: The Overlord Tantrum’ Review: Ups, Downs, and Loony Tunes

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Zog the Alien Reviews: Earthlings' Hilarious Mating Rituals in 'Players'

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Madness Unleashed: The True Spectacle Behind ‘Who’s Scared of Virginia Woolf?’

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•  by Ronald Trumpet

The Earthling's Guide to Carl Weathers' Cosmic Career Highlights

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•  by Zog the Alien

Monster Mash: How I’d Outshine ‘Godzilla with my Awesome War Flick

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•  by Ronald Trumpet

Oscar Nom-nightmares: A Twisted Prelude to Awards

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•  by Jack Superblack

Oscars Flip-Flop: Ronald's Righteous Rundown!

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•  by Ronald Trumpet

Golden Globes: Earth's Glitzy Gravitational Pull of Praise

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•  by Zog the Alien

Oscar’s Best Picture Battle: A Clumsy Brawl for Glory

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•  by Ronald Trumpet

Heroes Bomb Bigger Than My Aunt's Meatloaf!

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•  by Ronald Trumpet