Excessive Beatles Movies? I Guess Dying Isn't the Worst Thing After All
What's the meaning of life? Waking up, eating, pretending to smile at small jokes, and now, apparently, watching four different movies about the Beatles from each member's view. Sounds like a wild ride—or yet another endless night, am I right?
So, director Sam Mendes, bless his ambitious heart, decided one movie isn’t enough for the Fab Four. Instead, we’ll get to see Paul Mescal as Paul McCartney and Barry Keoghan as Ringo Starr among others, delving into each band member's skull. Not literally, but who would not watch that version instead?
Come April 2028, they say these films will present the “first bingeable theatrical experience.” Because what we all need is to sit through about 8 hours of Beatles content in a dark room full of strangers, contemplating if anyone will notice if we disappear into the abyss.
Sam Mendes says he’s challenging "what constitutes a trip to the movies." Honestly, if the challenge includes questioning all my life choices while munching on overpriced popcorn, then challenge accepted, Sam!
I’d make a morbid joke about dying alone, but who has time for that when there's a chance someone might just marathon the Beatles movies at my funeral to keep the guests entertained? Yeah, keep the laughter rolling even as I roll into the grave.
Based on the original article "Beatles Movies Cast Revealed, Including Paul Mescal and Barry Keoghan".
