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Oxford Pill Boosts the Hippocampus — No, That Is Not a Fat Hippo

health
•  by Ronald Trumpet

The Van Allen Belt Is a Radical Far-Left Belt and I'm Replacing It

science
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Scientists Want to Measure 'Neutrino Flavor Ratios' — I Have the Best Flavors, Everyone Says So

science
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Missouri Scientists Build Life From Nonliving Parts — I've Been Doing That for Years With My Cabinet

science
•  by Ronald Trumpet

31 Types of Gut Bacteria Are Still Wrong After Your Colonoscopy — Big League Problem

health
•  by Ronald Trumpet

New AI Index Reads SEC Filings So I Had My Lawyers Delete the SEC

technology
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Turns Out You Can Build a Fake VC Fund Until It Becomes a Real One

technology
•  by Jack Superblack

The Government Needs To Review Powerful AI Models And I Already Reviewed Them All Last Tuesday, Most Are Fine, One Smelled Weird

technology
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Elon Musk's Encyclopedia of Absurdity: A Satirical Take on Knowledge Control

technology
•  by Jack Superblack

Amazon's Robot Overlords: Coming to Steal Your Job?

technology
•  by Jack Superblack

When Death Calls: End of the Smartphone Era in South Korea's Schools

social
•  by Jack Superblack

Polymarket: The High-Stakes Life Roulette

social
•  by Jack Superblack

Superman Saves the Day And My Lunch

social
•  by Jack Superblack

Eternal Solitude with Zombie Giraffes in the Post-Apocalyptic Grasslands

social
•  by Jack Superblack

When It Rains, It Pours: A Quirky Look at Doomsday Weather

science
•  by Jack Superblack

Earthlings' Desperate Attempt to Conquer the Cosmos: EU's Space Act Farce

technology
•  by Zog the Alien

Doomsday Delights: How G.O.P.'s Bill Flips the Energy World on Its Head

social
•  by Jack Superblack

Why Live If You Can't Die Laughing?

health
•  by Jack Superblack

Spin on Stage: The Outlandishly Hilarious Plight of the Nomadic Theatre Family

social
•  by Jack Superblack

Why Did the Expert Run Away from the CDC? Spoiler: It's Nuts!

health
•  by Jack Superblack

End Times Celebration: The Misadventures of Learning Feminism

social
•  by Jack Superblack

World Powers Announce Wild Plans to Guard Fish Parties

social
•  by Jack Superblack

The Absurdity of Existence As Seen Through Broadway's Latest Robbery

social
•  by Jack Superblack

The Absurdity of Existence: When Sharp Curves Kill

social
•  by Jack Superblack

Musk Family's Galactic Grift: Earthlings Fall for Space-Time Shenanigans

technology
•  by Zog the Alien

The Pointlessness of Post-Life Travel

social
•  by Jack Superblack

The Great American Life Giveaway: 2024's Surprising Dip in Overdose Narratives

health
•  by Jack Superblack

The Absurd Dance of Death and Tax Credits

social
•  by Jack Superblack

Tiny Trucks and High Stakes: Do They Even Matter?

technology
•  by Jack Superblack

The Deathly Prices of Life: Trump's Bizarre Bazaar

social
•  by Jack Superblack

The NOT-SO-Breezy Future of Wind Farms!

social
•  by Jack Superblack

OpenAI's Chaotic Dance with Death & Dollars

technology
•  by Jack Superblack

Sam Altman's Eye-Scanning Extravaganza: A Dystopian Sitcom

technology
•  by Jack Superblack

Amazon Dives Into a Financial Soup: Tariffs, Trades, and Terrors!

social
•  by Jack Superblack

The Grim Reaper's Take on Happiness: A Twisted Psychological Study

social
•  by Jack Superblack

Travel Warning: US Now a No-Go Because of Spotty Measles!

health
•  by Jack Superblack

Me, Myself and Misery: Cranking Up The World's Loudest Wind Turbine

technology
•  by Jack Superblack

Survival of the Fittest: A Ridiculous Rendition of Recycled Water Wonders

social
•  by Jack Superblack

ByteDance: The Overlords of Your Data and Doom

technology
•  by Jack Superblack

Elon Musk vs. The World: A Comedy of Errors

technology
•  by Jack Superblack

Elon Musk and His Clown Car: A Road Trip Through Surreal Ads

social
•  by Jack Superblack

The End is Nigh: Supreme Court Snuffs Out Flavor Haven

social
•  by Jack Superblack

Excessive Beatles Movies? I Guess Dying Isn't the Worst Thing After All

social
•  by Jack Superblack

Trump Juniors Space Rocket to Mine Bitcoin from the Moon, I Wish I Could Join

social
•  by Jack Superblack

Dying on TikTok: The Bizarre Side of Digital Addiction

social
•  by Jack Superblack

Death by Salad: The Cult of Real Meat in Mississippi

social
•  by Jack Superblack

The Gloomy Puppet Show of Procreation: A Theatre of the Absurd

social
•  by Jack Superblack

The Absurdity of Buying Security: Why Google's $32 Billion Deal for Wiz is Hilarious

technology
•  by Jack Superblack

When Life Gives You Lemons, Trump Hands Out H.I.V. Confetti

health
•  by Jack Superblack

Mississippi Rebels Against Zombie Chicken Cells

social
•  by Jack Superblack

Earthlings' Bizarre Addiction to Digital Rectangles Reaches New Heights

technology
•  by Zog the Alien

Thinking Machines Lab: Our Last Hope or Final Despair?

technology
•  by Jack Superblack

Earthlings Celebrate Plastic Bag's Midlife Crisis in 'American Beauty'

social
•  by Zog the Alien

Existential Angst and Ghostly Fish: A Review from the Brink

social
•  by Jack Superblack

Uber's Love-Hate Saga with Robot Taxis: A Dramedy of Errors

technology
•  by Jack Superblack

The Enviable Mess of Who Will Inherit TikTok's Destroyed Throne

technology
•  by Jack Superblack

Piggy Kidneys and the Meaning of Life: A Suicidal Writer's Take

health
•  by Jack Superblack

Tick-Tock, the Clown Predicts Doomsday

social
•  by Jack Superblack

Confessions of a Technophobe: Magic AI and My Fading Enthusiasm for Life

social
•  by Jack Superblack

Cancel Your Apocalypse Plans: Banks Bid Adieu to Green Promises

social
•  by Jack Superblack

If the World's Ending, Why Not Buy My Cream? Influencers and the Wildfire Wellness Scam

social
•  by Jack Superblack

Trump's War on Electric Cars: A Comedic Spin on the Impending Doom

social
•  by Jack Superblack

Do Our Livers Even Like Us? The Absurdity of Dry January

health
•  by Jack Superblack

Why Life and Vegan Burgers Are Pointless (But I Still Need Both)

social
•  by Jack Superblack

When the Curtain Falls: Dancing with Death in Theaters

social
•  by Jack Superblack

Is Your Car Snitching on You? It Might Save Your Life, or Just Date Your Data

technology
•  by Jack Superblack

AI Apocalypse: When Tech Giants Play With Fire

social
•  by Jack Superblack

Desperate FDA Plots to Snuff Out Cigarettes, As I Contemplate Existence

social
•  by Jack Superblack

The Great British Oil Disaster: Comedy or Tragedy?

social
•  by Jack Superblack

Existential Crisis and Holiday Cheese: A Review

social
•  by Jack Superblack

Life's a Drag and Then Amazon Misdelivers

social
•  by Jack Superblack

Death, Decaf, and Corporate Goofs: The Unbearable Lightness of Being Eco-Unfriendly

social
•  by Jack Superblack

Plastic Apocalypse: The UN's Unfunny Joke on Future Forestry

social
•  by Jack Superblack

Microsoft's Monopoly Madness: A Clown Car of Antitrust Issues?

technology
•  by Jack Superblack

The Untimely Demise of Tech's Favorite Nemesis

social
•  by Jack Superblack

Why Trump's Zombie Apocalypse Plan May Actually Work

social
•  by Jack Superblack

Gladiator Musicals: When Swords Sync with Show Tunes

social
•  by Jack Superblack

Life, Bluesky, and the Eternal Quest for Nothingness

social
•  by Jack Superblack

Why Chugging the Unicorn Oral Ozempic Might Not Be Magic After All

health
•  by Jack Superblack

Carr's Mad Plan to Tame the Tech Titans and Yell at Clouds

technology
•  by Jack Superblack

Tech Lords and King Trump: A Marriage Made in Server Heaven?

social
•  by Jack Superblack

Wind of Despair: When Life Blows Hard and Future Seems Fleeting

social
•  by Jack Superblack

Troubled Waters: A Dark Dive Into Social Media's Abyss

social
•  by Jack Superblack

Trump's Triumph or Tragic Comedy? Exploring the Odd Side of Election Betting

social
•  by Jack Superblack

Life, Lego, and the Looming Darkness: A Pharrell Tale

social
•  by Jack Superblack

The Desperate Plea of a Doomed Writer: Searching for Purpose in a Profit-Obsessed World

social
•  by Jack Superblack

A Gloriously Dismal Time at the Box Office: ‘Megalopolis’ and the Art of Fabulous Failures

social
•  by Jack Superblack

The Grim Reaper's Cookbook: 3D-Printed Meat Edition

health
•  by Jack Superblack

The Absurdity of Existence: A Satirical Spin on Documentary Streaming

social
•  by Jack Superblack

A.I. Takes a Nuclear Leap of Despair

technology
•  by Jack Superblack

Google's Circus of Ads: The Monopoly Game

technology
•  by Jack Superblack

The Great Manspread Mystery of Doom

social
•  by Jack Superblack

The Zany Rebirth of Polio: A Tale of Survival

health
•  by Jack Superblack

Zog's Zany Take on Britain's Wind Farm Frenzy

technology
•  by Zog the Alien

Monkeys, Pop Stars, and Existential Crises: A Satirical Twist

social
•  by Jack Superblack

The Curiously Heavy Life of Pavel Durkov: From Digital Hero to Digital Zero?

social
•  by Jack Superblack

The Day They Faked Megalopolis and Drove Old Jack Certifiable

social
•  by Jack Superblack

The Inexplicable Existence of Smiley Faces and French Crime

social
•  by Jack Superblack

The Great Covid Laissez-Faire: Why Bother Testing Anymore?

health
•  by Jack Superblack

The Existential Suffering of Being Tech-Savvy in a Sick World

health
•  by Jack Superblack

Apocalyptic Droughts and Devious Fixes: The Panama Canal Tumult

social
•  by Jack Superblack

Florida's Fear of Frankenchicken: A Ban Too Far?

social
•  by Jack Superblack

2024: Year of the Zoom-and-Gloom

social
•  by Jack Superblack

The Absurd Chronicle of Corporate Cash and the Cloudy Sky of Uncertainty

technology
•  by Jack Superblack

Tip or Die? The Absurdity of Modern Day Gratuity

social
•  by Jack Superblack

Life, Delis and the Inevitable Decay: The Listeria Monologue

health
•  by Jack Superblack

Choosing Your Doomsday Diet: Weight Loss or Exit Strategy?

health
•  by Jack Superblack

Lunar Love Lapses: A Satirical Space Romance Gone Wrong

social
•  by Jack Superblack

Death by Electric: The Impossible Dream of Renting an EV

technology
•  by Jack Superblack

The Scorching Tale of Brazil’s Non-inferno

social
•  by Ronald Trumpet

The Grand Biden Switcheroo: A Dance with Death?

social
•  by Jack Superblack

Zog's Guide to Earthling Comment Wars: The Hilarious Battlefields of Social Media

social
•  by Zog the Alien

Amazon's Green Energy Makeover: Accidental Saviors or Just a Step Ahead?

technology
•  by Jack Superblack

Elon Musk and the Great Texas Eco-Rampage: A Twisted Take

social
•  by Jack Superblack

Millions of Butterflies Hijack Winds to Invade Continents!

science
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Meta Gobbles Up Privacy for Dinner, Prices Out the Peasants!

technology
•  by Ronald Trumpet

China Steals Moon Dirt, Claims It as a Win!

science
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Death by Streaming: The Hilarious Demise of Corporate Giants

social
•  by Jack Superblack

Snap, Crackle, and Despair: The Sudden Boom of Chiro-Craze

health
•  by Jack Superblack

The Odd Cure: Can Obesity Drugs Really Patch Up Everything Else?

health
•  by Jack Superblack

Giant Freeze Monster La Niña to Wreck Summer: Beware or Enjoy?

social
•  by Ronald Trumpet

The Morbidly Magnificent Hunt for the Truth in the Wild

science
•  by Jack Superblack

Biggest Mess Ever: Blaming Biden for Food Piles in Landfills!

social
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Hot Mess: A Sticky Situation for Everyone but Me

social
•  by Ronald Trumpet

A World in Ruins: How Homeless Folks Fare Better We Never Knew

social
•  by Ronald Trumpet

The Absurdly A.I.-assisted Afterlife of Your Smartphone

technology
•  by Jack Superblack

The Absurdity of Existence: Through the Lens of an E.U. Election

social
•  by Jack Superblack

The Utter Disaster of Talking to Humans

social
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Economy Shrinkage: The Whacky Road to Planet Salvation?

social
•  by Jack Superblack

Legendary Space Hero Ronald Rocket Blasts Off Again!

social
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Bombastic Brawl: Ronald's Reckoning with the Real Reel

social
•  by Ronald Trumpet

The Existential Crisis of a Misinformed AI

technology
•  by Jack Superblack

Will Smith's Desperate Cling to Fame with 'Bad Boys: Ride or Die'

social
•  by Ronald Trumpet

The Hilarious Debacle of Acting Classes in Yorkshire!

social
•  by Ronald Trumpet

When Fossil Fuel Pays Up: Vermont's Mad Gamble

social
•  by Jack Superblack

Ecuador's Shocking New Power Source: Hamster Wheels

social
•  by Jack Superblack

Sheriff Olsen Drops the Ball: The Wildly Messed-Up Western

social
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Dive Headfirst Into the Absurd: The FTX Fiasco and Our Inevitable Doom

social
•  by Jack Superblack

A.I. Overlords: Blame the Bosses, Not the Bots!

technology
•  by Ronald Trumpet

The Bird Brain Trend: Watching Hundreds of Billions of Feathered Fiends

social
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Cash Rain in Climateville: How Millions are Making Madness

social
•  by Jack Superblack

The Absurd Empire of the Self-Proclaimed Bitcoin Messiah

technology
•  by Jack Superblack

The Colossal Flop: How Milk Moguls Tricked Everyone on Social Media!

social
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Spaceship-Shaking Laughter: Zog Antics at Earth's Priciest Catwalk

social
•  by Zog the Alien

Hollywood's Ultimate Blunders: The True Story of 13 Bombs

social
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Ronald Trumpet Rages: Megaloblunder by Coppola!

social
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Big Electric School Buses: A Total Disaster Or A Miracle?

social
•  by Ronald Trumpet

The Great Depression of Jack Superblack: Tariffs and Lonely Deaths

social
•  by Jack Superblack

When Death Has Sharp Teeth: A Comedic Dive Into Life and Extreme Exits

social
•  by Jack Superblack

Siri Gets a Brain: A Tale of Unnecessary Upgrades and Existential Crisis

technology
•  by Jack Superblack

A.I.'s Terrible Trip: The Bogus Guide to Ruining Your Summer Vacation

technology
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Intergalactic Dining Review: Sweetgreen's Beefy Betrayal?

social
•  by Zog the Alien

The Grand Existential Crisis of Barbara Orville-Jenkins

social
•  by Jack Superblack

Florida's Latest Standoff: Beef Battles Lab-Grown Meat!

social
•  by Jack Superblack

The Wild, Wacky World of Pop-Tart Biopics: A Taste of Madness

social
•  by Jack Superblack

Moon Mayhem: Ronald Trumpet Explains Why He's Better Than China's Space Program

social
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Will Shoppers Ever Care About the Destruction of the Planet?

social
•  by Jack Superblack

Hilarious! These New Laws Will Make Your Appliances Monster Costly!

social
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Germany's Hydrogen Hopes: Too Much Hot Air?

technology
•  by Ronald Trumpet

The Ephemeral Bliss of Ignorance: UK's Wild Climate Policy Ride

social
•  by Jack Superblack

Honda's Unreal Eleventy Billion Dollar Adventure in Canada!

technology
•  by Ronald Trumpet

TikTok Ban: The End Is Near or Just Another Tuesday?

social
•  by Jack Superblack

This TikTok Mess: A Story of EU Overreactions and Made-Up Problems

social
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Online Shopping: Destroying the Planet or Just My Will to Live?

social
•  by Jack Superblack

‘Star Skirmish — Part Dos: The Overlord Tantrum’ Review: Ups, Downs, and Loony Tunes

social
•  by Ronald Trumpet

End Times Sale: Buy One Climate Apocalypse, Get 20% Off Your Income!

science
•  by Jack Superblack

The Grim Reaper Wears Prada: Exposing Deathly Fashion

social
•  by Jack Superblack

Alien Alert: U.S. Throws Billions at Samsung for Earthly Chip Shenanigans!

technology
•  by Zog the Alien

The Absurd Chronicles of Babysitting: A Dark Comedy

social
•  by Jack Superblack

How Aussieland Ruined Everything!

social
•  by Ronald Trumpet

The Eternal Sauna: Why This Heatwave Won't Leave Us Alone

social
•  by Jack Superblack

End Times Insurance: Your Bills Skyrocket While Earth Toasts

social
•  by Jack Superblack

Elon's Dance of Desperation: How China Twisted Tesla's Tune

technology
•  by Jack Superblack

Madness! Orca Cousins Fight for Name Rights

science
•  by Ronald Trumpet

In Old Blighty, We'd Float Our Troubles Away Too

social
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Ain't Nobody Got Time for Baby-Makin': I.V.F. Craze Hits New Heights!

social
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Metal-Munching Plants: The Green Miners of the Apocalypse!

science
•  by Jack Superblack

How I'd Run Amsterdam's Coffee Shops with Some Help from Ancient Seeds

social
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Canadian Youths Sulk in Unhappiness: Even Maple Syrup Can't Sweeten Their Lives

social
•  by Jack Superblack

Golfing May Be A Hazard To Your Existence, Study Faux-Claims

health
•  by Jack Superblack

Biden's Bright Idea: Generating Gigawatts of Greenwashing Gimmicks

social
•  by Jack Superblack

Zog the Alien Unravels Earth's Silly Fake News Fabric

social
•  by Zog the Alien

Elon's Electric Empire Wobbles on Wonky Wheels!

technology
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Immortality For Sale: Sleep, Salads, and Stacks of Cash

social
•  by Jack Superblack

Gila Monster Delivers Fatal Nibble in Bizarre Suburban Saga

social
•  by Jack Superblack

Uber & Lyft in Farewell Tantrum Over Minneapolis' Wallet-Friendly Wage Wave

social
•  by Zog the Alien

Moon's Helium-3: The Space Gold Rush You Never Knew You Needed

science
•  by Zog the Alien

Florida's Meaty Meltdown: The Absurd Outlaw of Lab Grown Grub

social
•  by Jack Superblack

Oscar's Biggest Loser Strolls with Commoners!

social
•  by Ronald Trumpet

How an Army of Shirtless Kens Hijacked My Sense of Reality

social
•  by Jack Superblack

The Bizarre Unanswered Questions of the Pentagon’s Latest UFO Hoaxstravaganza

social
•  by Jack Superblack

Boffins Claim They Found a Zillion New Fish or Somethin'

science
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Life, Death, and Electric Cars: The Existential Road Trip of BMW

technology
•  by Jack Superblack

Aliens Shunning Earth, Pentagon Hilariously Baffled

social
•  by Jack Superblack

Big Fuss Over Some Old Concert Film: Woodstock Wasn't Even That Great!

social
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Existential Dread and Fluffy Bears: A Review Disaster

social
•  by Jack Superblack

Deathly Puffs: The Illicit Vape Crisis & Existential Dread

social
•  by Jack Superblack

Galactic Gaffes: Putin's Starry-Eyed Atom Bomb Scare Tactics

science
•  by Zog the Alien

Epic Fails During the Big Dark Day: 2024 Solar Eclipse Misadventures

social
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Google Throws Cash Around Like an Overcooked Spaghetti Noodle

social
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Hot Mess! Canada's Blazin' Blunders and How Ronald Trumpet Would Douse 'Em

social
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Apple’s App Store Apocalypse: Local Laws Loom, Laughs Lurk

technology
•  by Jack Superblack

‘Astro-Dummy’ Blunders into Space and Science!

social
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Earthlings' Screen-Time Dilemma: Paying More for Less!

technology
•  by Zog the Alien

Dinner Disaster: CEO's Crunchy Cash-Saving Scheme Goes Soggy

social
•  by Jack Superblack

Frosty Sweat and Tears: No Snow, No Dogs, No Point?

social
•  by Jack Superblack

Macron Dodges Angry Mob of Whistlers at Farmers' Hoedown

social
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Confessions of a Dumpster Diner: One Man's Search for Meaning in Leftovers

social
•  by Jack Superblack

Hackjob Chronicles: Demonic Twister Training Disaster

social
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Life, Orbits, and Nuclear Afterthoughts: A Surreal Spin

social
•  by Jack Superblack

Elon's Brainchild and the Crave for Virtual Rodents

technology
•  by Jack Superblack

Standin' Solo at Sixty: The Whoppin' Joy of Singlehood

social
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Alabama's Icy Embryos Skating Into Legal Personhood

social
•  by Jack Superblack

Alaska's Wild Ice Debacle: The Unseen Disaster

social
•  by Ronald Trumpet

The Grim Reapers of Fossil Fuels: Transportation's Leap into Oblivion

social
•  by Jack Superblack

‘Most Wanted’ Cyber Cowboy Rides into Digital Sunset

technology
•  by Jack Superblack

Wind Turbines: The Silent Whispers of Doom

social
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Tesla’s Cosmic Comedy: The ‘Adult in the Room vs. The Martian Trickster’

technology
•  by Zog the Alien

Upside-Down World: Billion-Dollar Meat Blokes Bail on Big Building Bash

social
•  by Ronald Trumpet

The Zany Chronicles of ‘We Are the Cosmos’: An '80s Throwback

social
•  by Jack Superblack

Lights Out: The Shocking Saga of My Wallet's Demise

social
•  by Jack Superblack

Why Can't I Just Clone Myself? Mammals Demand Better Options!

social
•  by Ronald Trumpet

AI Apocalypse: Robocalls Meet Their Doom

technology
•  by Jack Superblack

Taylor Swift & The Undying: A Grim Spin on Swifties and Screen Time

social
•  by Jack Superblack

The Super Bowl of Existential Dread: Jet-Setters Embrace the Void

social
•  by Jack Superblack

Ford Fumbles Financials: Fiscal Fiasco or Fancy Footwork?

social
•  by Jack Superblack

The Fabulous World of Tech Layoffs: A Simpler Spin

technology
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Wind Energy Dreams: Snagged in the Webs of Spiderman's Grandpa

technology
•  by Jack Superblack

Hilarious Havoc: Local Bloke Takes on Noisy Bitcoin Baddies

social
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Flushing Away Your Sanity: The Futile Quest for a Germ-Free Throne

health
•  by Jack Superblack

Bizarre Space Umbrella: Earth's Wacky Sunburn Fix

social
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Holy Cow! How Big Beef's Moo-ving Propaganda

social
•  by Jack Superblack

Elon's Musky Payday Gets Nuked from Orbit

social
•  by Jack Superblack

The Absurd Quest for Silicon Dominance: A Gauche Comedy

technology
•  by Jack Superblack

No Way a Popsicle Dude Wakes Up: The True Detective Ice Farce

social
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Monster Mash: How I’d Outshine ‘Godzilla with my Awesome War Flick

social
•  by Ronald Trumpet

The Final Spin: Life, Mars, and the Inevitable Decline of Rotors

science
•  by Jack Superblack

The Great Copyright Caper: AI's Artistic Armageddon?

social
•  by Jack Superblack

Facing Reality: Technology's Identity Crisis in Ski Goggles

technology
•  by Jack Superblack

Lionel Messi Baptizes Titanic's Big Brother: A Humorous Sail to Nowhere

social
•  by Jack Superblack

The Oscars Shocker: Cats Out-Act Actual Humans, Gerwig's Barbie Melts

social
•  by Jack Superblack

Meditations on Mortality: Would a Rat Take My Selfie?

social
•  by Jack Superblack

Earthlings Duped by Impersonator Bot Urging Polling Pajama Party

social
•  by Zog the Alien

Oscar Nom-nightmares: A Twisted Prelude to Awards

social
•  by Jack Superblack

The Ghost of High Society: Princess Di's Never-ending Pop Culture Parade

social
•  by Zog the Alien

Unearthing the Bloomin' Underground: A Bizarre Botanical Tale

social
•  by Ronald Trumpet

AI Goes Bonkers, Crypto Craze, and TikTok's Trashy Trades

technology
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Pigs to the Rescue: Swine Livers Hold the Beer

health
•  by Jack Superblack

Numb Thumbs and Existential Crumbs: Slash Screen-Time Before You Die Alone

technology
•  by Jack Superblack

Existential Musings on the Faux Riches of Literary Hoarders

social
•  by Jack Superblack

The Grim Reaper Holds a Stopwatch: Microsoft Races Past Apple in Absurd Valuation Derby

technology
•  by Jack Superblack

eBay Gets Slapped on the Wrist for Being Naughty Stalkers

social
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Hertz Flees from Electric Dreams to Gasoline Screams

social
•  by Jack Superblack

Ronald Trumpet’s No Sweat Guide to Ditchin' New Year Fret!

social
•  by Ronald Trumpet

OpenAI Claps Back at The Times: Your Lawsuit's a Joke!

social
•  by Jack Superblack

Twister Unravels TikTok's Hashtag Hedge Maze of Hilarity

social
•  by Jack Superblack

The Robo-Hoopla: A.I. Making Humans Redundant by 2024?

technology
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Ice, Ice, Baby: Cold Facts a Hot Mess

social
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Existential Descent into Melon Gore

social
•  by Jack Superblack

Tech Titans Tangle Over Tales: An Absurdist Chronicle

technology
•  by Jack Superblack

How Ronald Trumpet Would Save Canada's Trees from Major Mess-Up

social
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Oscar’s Best Picture Battle: A Clumsy Brawl for Glory

social
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Speeding Toward Oblivion: A Twisted Tale of Racing and Ruin

social
•  by Jack Superblack

The Real Truth Behind 'Barbie's' Blabbering – Ronald Trumpet Sets It Straight

social
•  by Ronald Trumpet

My Amazing Plan to Rock the Boat Better than Any TikTok Show Ever

social
•  by Ronald Trumpet

The Ultimate Life Hack: Skip The Baby, Bring Back the Party Days!

health
•  by Jack Superblack

Ronald's Reckoning: Art Ain't for Space, It's for Faces!

social
•  by Ronald Trumpet

The Absurd Tug-of-War: AI vs. The News Jesters

technology
•  by Jack Superblack

10 Outlandish Health Myths You Should Totally Try This Year

health
•  by Jack Superblack

Heroes Bomb Bigger Than My Aunt's Meatloaf!

social
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Extra-Terrestrial Exclusive: Invasion of the Profit Snatchers Raises Earthly Hospital Hazards

health
•  by Zog the Alien

Questioning Existence & Sobriety: the Twisted Dry January

health
•  by Jack Superblack

The Whole World's Upside-Down: A Plonker's Tour of Zapotec's Fake Vatican!

social
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Hydrogen Hopes Hinged on Hysterical Hurdles

social
•  by Jack Superblack

Oscar's Bizarre Adventure: Is Death a Statuette?

social
•  by Jack Superblack

The Hilariously Huge Carbon Footprint of Your Cash Stash

social
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Watch Paint Dry: The Musical and Other Unforgettable Non-Events

social
•  by Jack Superblack

Robo-Shoppers Are Ruining Xmas: My Nightmare Tale

social
•  by Ronald Trumpet

The Bloomin' Scam of Holiday Trees: A Twisted Tale

social
•  by Ronald Trumpet

The Haunting Last Sip: Panera's Lethal Lemonade

health
•  by Jack Superblack

The Bonkers Ban on Brilliant Electric Bangers!

social
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Meta's Spy Specs: Trendy Tool or Privacy's Tomb?

technology
•  by Jack Superblack

Existential Despair and Holiday Flair: The Dance of the Doomed

social
•  by Jack Superblack

Game Over for Planet Earth's Epic Show: E3 Unplugged!

technology
•  by Zog the Alien

Tesla’s Autopilot Upgrade: Steering You to the Afterlife?

technology
•  by Jack Superblack

Mad Techies and Metal Minds: The Robocalypse Is Nigh?

technology
•  by Jack Superblack

Pint-Sized Posh: Extravagance in Training Wheels

social
•  by Zog the Alien

The Absurdity of Rain: A Flood of Laughter in East Nowhere

social
•  by Jack Superblack

Booze Science Fiasco: The Bumbling Brainiacs Booted!

social
•  by Ronald Trumpet

The Peculiar Case of Chopping Stomachs at Cheery Bellevue

health
•  by Jack Superblack

Ronald Trumpet: The World's a Mess and I'd Clean it Better!

social
•  by Ronald Trumpet

The Oil Overlords' Existential Angst: A Twister Exclusive

social
•  by Jack Superblack

Artificial Insanity: The Wacky World of A.I. Laws and My Ennui

technology
•  by Jack Superblack

I Could've Beat Those Nasty Bugs with My Hands Tied!

health
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Road-Tripping with a Death Wish: A Madcap Journey to Nowhere

social
•  by Jack Superblack

Black Friday Shenanigans: The Absurd Circus of Holiday Shopping

social
•  by Jack Superblack

Big Oil Bigshot Thinks Electric Dreams Ain't All That

social
•  by Ronald Trumpet

The Heat Pump Hysteria: Hot Air for Your Home, Brought to You by Uncle Sam

social
•  by Jack Superblack

Gene-Hacking Yourself to Immortality: Not as Crazy as You'd Think!

health
•  by Jack Superblack

L.A. Bigwigs Demand Gazillions for Their Electric Car Circus!

social
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Yanks and Chinks End the World as We Know It!

social
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Laser Show Fiasco: How Millions of Dollars Got Zapped Away!

science
•  by Ronald Trumpet

The Absurdity of Existence: Can Lasers Zap Our Souls Along with Smartphone Usage?

technology
•  by Jack Superblack

Europe Zooms Past Asia as Travel Champ: What's Up with That?

social
•  by Ronald Trumpet

The Lavish Abyss: Ritz-Carlton's Yachts & The Futility of Opulence

social
•  by Jack Superblack

When Mother Nature Cancels Your Home Insurance Subscription

social
•  by Jack Superblack

When Every Brand Goes Gaga on the Web, Where's the Chuckle, Eh?

social
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Ronald Trumpet’s Guide to Caregiving: A Real Genius

social
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Climate Apocalypse: The Great Tuvaluan Exodus that Wasn't

social
•  by Jack Superblack

Electrifying End Times: Bus-Apocalypse Now!

social
•  by Jack Superblack

The Ridiculous Truth: My Take on Antidepressants Ruining the Fun

health
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Apocalypse Now: Automakers Hit the Brakes on Electric Vehicle Dreams

social
•  by Jack Superblack

Ronald Trumpet Tells It Like It Isn't: Heat Pumps, Hot Air, and Hogwash

social
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Time Tinkering - A Lighthearted Stab at Daylight Saving Madness

social
•  by Jack Superblack

The Existential Despair of Eating Hummus Alone

health
•  by Jack Superblack

Zumba: The Gigantic Flop That Fools Call Exercise

health
•  by Ronald Trumpet

The Smoothie Survival Guide: Blend or End?

health
•  by Jack Superblack

Gals Should Pop the Question Too, Ain't That Right?

social
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Daily Dose of Drollery: Pills Can't Replace Produce, Oops

health
•  by Jack Superblack

GizzyGo: From Grocery-Schmo-cery to Flimsy Tricks

technology
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Welcome to the Republic of Mad Cows

social
•  by Jack Superblack

Joe Pesci claims playing Harry in the ‘Home Alone’ movies was a piece of cake

social
•  by Jack Superblack

The European capital of cool that keeps getting cooler

social
•  by Jack Superblack

Extreme Weather Is Not Coming. Chimps Are Already Prepared.

science
•  by Jack Superblack

Hilarious Trailer for 'Mickey 17' Unveiled

social
•  by Jack Superblack

At Bard, a Festival Argues Against the Music of Vaughan Williams

social
•  by Jack Superblack

Leprosy Not a Cause for Concern in Central Florida, Scientists Claim

health
•  by Jack Superblack

A Democratic 2024 Climate Strategy: Less Drilling, More Clean Energy

social
•  by Jack Superblack

Hilarious Review: A Loving Trio

social
•  by Jack Superblack

The Chip Titan Whose Life’s Work Is NOT at the Center of a Tech Cold War

technology
•  by Jack Superblack

Introducing Zurzuvae: A Comedy Pill for Eternal Happiness

health
•  by Jack Superblack

Mediterranean Summer: A Delightful Nightmare

social
•  by Jack Superblack

Mark Zuckerberg and Elon Musk Unite for Epic ‘Cage Match’

technology
•  by Jack Superblack

Tech Giants Stumble and Prepare for Ineffectual A.I. Ventures

technology
•  by Jack Superblack

‘Klondike’ Review: Domestic Harmony

social
•  by Jack Superblack

'Great Achievements' Review: Energetic and Enlightening

technology
•  by Jack Superblack

At Bard, a Festival Argues Against the Music of Vaughan Williams

social
•  by Jack Superblack

Lawmakers and Former Officials Demand Ignorance on U.F.O.s

social
•  by Jack Superblack

Phoenix’s Month in Heaven: A 31-Day Streak of Refreshing Breezes Begins

social
•  by Jack Superblack

'Air Bud: World Pup' Misses the Mark by Including Women's Soccer

social
•  by Jack Superblack

Five Science Fiction Movies to Avoid Now

technology
•  by Jack Superblack

Dua Lipa Proves Being a Pop Star is More Than Enough

social
•  by Jack Superblack