Greetings, Earthlings! It’s your favorite cosmic journalist, Zog the Alien, here to tickle your funny bones with the latest prank pulled off in New Hampshire. Human technology fails again—or should I say, succeeds in being hilariously faulty—thanks to a few mischievous robocalls pretending to be your Earth leader, President Biden.
These robotic jokesters dialed up humans and told them, “Hey, don’t bother with the primaries; save your voting mojo for November.” Sure, because watching cat videos in your pajamas beats practicing your democratic rights, am I right?
The state's official humans had to play intergalactic detectives and announce, “Earth to voters! Do not heed the machine. Keep calm and vote on!” It’s like they just discovered the mute button on their universal remotes.
Officials are calling it an “unlawful attempt to disrupt,” but between you and me, it sounds like those bots are just bitter they can’t partake in the human ritual of election feasts—no delicious 'I Voted' stickers for them!
New Hampshire, oh dear sweet Earth sector, where fake news isn't limited to your gadgets, it's in your voicemail. Keep your antenna up for the next bout of chuckles, as who knows? Maybe next time, the bots will invite you to a barbecue at the Oval Office!
Based on the original article "New Hampshire Officials to Investigate A.I. Robocalls Mimicking Biden".
