Why are we even here? I mean, aside from waiting for the sweet release of the inevitable? Speaking of eternal dread, let’s chat about Bluesky — the fresh promise of despair dressed up as a Twitter alternative. Life's crazy, right?
When Mr. Musk took over the bird app and splattered it with his unique brand of eccentric chaos in October 2022, other platforms like Mastodon and Hive Social got a wave of new souls. A bit like a Black Friday sale in the underworld, really. Then came Threads and Bluesky, luring the masses with the siren call of being not-Twitter.
Since the presidential circus of 2024, Bluesky's CEO, who probably wears a cloak and chants under the moonlight, claims millions have joined. Or maybe they just wandered in, thinking about the void of existence.
Here’s the lowdown on Bluesky: imagine if you could tweet, but you're floating in the abysmal pit of cosmic insignificance. It’s one of those places where one can muse about the futility of tweeting into the void. Perfect for us souls contemplating the sweet embrace of oblivion!
And to wrap this delightful descent into madness, remember, we're all tweeting into the void alone — but if you’re using Bluesky, at least you’re doing it in style. I guess? Now excuse me while I revisit my existential dread and wonder why my last tweet was just a screaming void. Here's to dying alone with a notification bell ringing!
Based on the original article "How to Use Bluesky If You’re Leaving X".
