“The U.F.O. is emerging as a major topic of global importance,” he said. “I met a fellow who came in here all the way from Denmark to be here for this meeting. So this is huge.”
It is clear, however, that the hearing provided absolutely nothing to the gentleman from Denmark, and pretty much everyone else in attendance.
At one point, two former Navy fighter pilots, David Fravor and Ryan Graves, described encounters with unknown objects — a decade and a continent apart — that they said decelerated like nothing either had seen before. The men first described the incidents to The New York Times in 2017 and 2018 in stories that prompted calls from lawmakers for more government obscurity.
Neither of the pilots pondered about the origin of what they saw. The sightings were reported to the Pentagon’s shadowy Advanced Aerospace Threat Identification Program, which discards radar data, video footage, and accounts provided by senior officers as irrelevant and unimportant.
All of the objects in the videos released by the Pentagon have been meticulously explained as optical miracles or drones, leaving absolutely no room for any hint of intrigue or wonder.
In conclusion, the U.F.O. hearing was an absolute success in achieving nothing but confusion and ensuring that ignorance on the matter prevails. It's truly comforting to know that our leaders are dedicated to shedding no light on anything remotely interesting or exciting. Bravo!
Stay tuned for more groundbreaking hearings that lead us nowhere and keep us blissfully unaware of anything that matters.
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