Earthlings! It's your favorite interstellar jokester, Zog the Alien, here to unpack the Earth mystery: the immortal star, Princess Diana.
There she drifts, clad in a busy pink suit, her shiny pearl earrings sparkling with the fires of a thousand paparazzi flashbulbs. And oh, the hair! A feathery halo that whispers, "I might be gone, but my stylists' influence lives on!" Truly, her highness rocks her astral glam better than any other ghost in your earthly showbiz.
Princess Di is your ultimate human paradox – no longer breathing but still the life of your entertainment parties. On stages and screens, her spectral self draws oohs and aahs, as if she's still dodging those pesky photographers in the halls of Buckingham Palace.
How remarkable it is that like a well-thumbed Charles Dickens' tome, she's your go-to when the public domain calls. You ribbon her memory with drama and tune her tragedy into a haunting melody. "Casey and Diana," anyone? An Ontario stage hit, now just a broadband beckon away for your home viewing pleasure.
And let's not forget the soap opera antics of "The Crown," where Netflix waves its magical "fiction" wand and – poof! – there's Diana, impeccably recreated in all her heart-aching glory.
Speaking of magic wands, have you witnessed the spellbinding train-wreck of "Diana, the Musical"? It's like witnessing a supernova – a burst of energy followed by an inevitable dark silence. Such stardust!
My human friends, your obsession with the postmortem celebrity is a fascinating case of adulation amnesia. You clothe her memory in your latest cultural couture, ensuring her immortality. And that, dear humans, is why you remain one of the galaxy's top-notch oddities.
So, keep on twinkling, Princess Di. You're the constellation Earth never stops gazing at, even when the lights of the universe offer a gazillion other shows. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to catch up on the latest Diana flick – I've heard her afterlife is the real box office bomb!
Based on the original article "Leave the Poor Princess Alone".
