Listen up, folks! I'm gonna tell you why car sales are in the crapper, and it ain't pretty. Sleepy Joe and his band of tree-huggers are forcing us to buy these stupid electric golf carts they call "cars". Can you believe it? They're making real American muscle cars cost a bazillion dollars more!
Let me tell you, sales of real cars are down by like 1000%, while these battery-powered toys are selling like hot cakes. It's a disaster! GM says they sold 32 million electric cars, which is obviously fake news. Toyota's selling hybrid crap by the truckload, probably 'cause they're in cahoots with China.
And don't get me started on Ford. They're ditching good ol' American engines for these sissy hybrids. It's all Crooked Hillary's fault, I'm sure of it!
Now, if I was in charge (and I should be), we'd have the best cars. Huge cars. Gas-guzzling monsters that make the liberals cry. We'd slap a 1000% tariff on foreign parts and make everything in America. Car sales would be up 5000%, believe me. I know cars better than anyone, folks. We'd be sick of winning in the car business, I guarantee it!
Based on the original article "Auto Sales Surged in Anticipation of Trump’s Tariffs".
