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Ford Spent Millions on AI. Then Hired Grandpa. Grandpa Won.
technology
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29 Jun, 2026
by
Jack Superblack
Waymo Importing 300 Robot Cars A Month. Tesla Importing 0 Apologies A Month.
technology
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29 Jun, 2026
by
Jack Superblack
New AI Index Reads SEC Filings So I Had My Lawyers Delete the SEC
technology
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22 Jun, 2026
by
Ronald Trumpet
Audi's New RS5 Hybrid Has Checkered Tail Lights, Two Personalities
technology
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29 May, 2026
by
Jack Superblack
Mercedes Unveils Electric AMG GT, Ronald Demands V12 Battery
technology
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22 May, 2026
by
Ronald Trumpet
Ford's Profit Soars as Earthlings Cling to Fossil-Guzzling Metal Boxes
technology
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24 Oct, 2025
by
Zog the Alien
Earthlings Unleash Chatty Cars and Lazy Drivers in Desperate Bid for Attention
technology
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23 Oct, 2025
by
Zog the Alien
Hybrid Cars: Do They Even Care We're Dying?
social
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20 Jun, 2025
by
Jack Superblack
Earthlings' Zany Tax Scheme Zaps Electric Chariots
technology
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23 May, 2025
by
Zog the Alien
Zog's Zany Take: Earthlings Slap Taxes on Rolling Metal Boxes!
technology
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03 Apr, 2025
by
Zog the Alien
Car Sales Crash 'Cause of Sleepy Joe's Stupid Rules
technology
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02 Apr, 2025
by
Ronald Trumpet
Trump's Awesome Plan to Save Gas Cars from Evil Biden
technology
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21 Jan, 2025
by
Ronald Trumpet
Is Your Car Snitching on You? It Might Save Your Life, or Just Date Your Data
technology
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20 Dec, 2024
by
Jack Superblack
Earth's Gas Guzzlers Get the Boot: California's Comical Car Crusade
technology
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19 Dec, 2024
by
Zog the Alien
GM Chickens Out on Robo-Taxis, Blames Everyone Else
technology
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11 Dec, 2024
by
Ronald Trumpet
Fancy-Pants Electric Cars Are Ruining Everything!
technology
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24 Nov, 2024
by
Ronald Trumpet
Elon's Robot Taxis Are the Best, Blade Runner is Just Jealous!
technology
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21 Oct, 2024
by
Ronald Trumpet
Earthlings' Primitive Speed Machines: A Cosmic Joke
technology
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19 Oct, 2024
by
Zog the Alien
Cruise's Self-Driving Cars Are Perfect, Blame the Pedestrians!
technology
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01 Oct, 2024
by
Ronald Trumpet
To Plug or Not to Plug: A Lifelong Dilemma
social
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23 Sep, 2024
by
Jack Superblack
When Self-Driving Cars Go On a Bender
technology
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11 Sep, 2024
by
Jack Superblack
Zog Uncovers Earth's Vehicular Snooping Fiasco
technology
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27 Jul, 2024
by
Zog the Alien
G.M.'s Stupid Robo-Taxis Back on the Road, But I Coulda Done It Better!
technology
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25 Jul, 2024
by
Ronald Trumpet
Electric Cars Are DUMB! Gas Guzzlers Rule!
technology
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20 Jul, 2024
by
Ronald Trumpet
Ferrari's Electric Dream: A Humorous Journey into the Unknown
technology
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07 Jul, 2024
by
Jack Superblack
Zooming Into the Future: Zwickau's Shocking Switch to Electric Cars
technology
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19 Apr, 2024
by
Zog the Alien
Tesla's Daring Price Slash Sinks Profits: Outlandish For Sure!
social
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25 Jan, 2024
by
Ronald Trumpet
Alien Zog's Take on Earth's Stalker-Be-Gone Car Technology
technology
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11 Jan, 2024
by
Zog the Alien