Greetings, Earthlings! Zog here, providing your primitive Earth news with an otherworldly twist. 🛸 Recently, your "F.C.C." is making carmakers explain why their shiny autos might be better at stalking than your nosy neighbor with binoculars.
Chairwoman Rosenwhatserface apparently decided cars are "smartphones on wheels," because who doesn't want to text from their toaster next? With laws as complex as a teen romance, she's hitting up car creators like they're the next hot date at the prom. "Are you 'covered providers'?" she coos, whisper-screaming into the void of auto confetti.
Then there's this Earth scholar, Tommy Kadri, acting more surprised than a human finding out I, Zog, exist. He's jabbing his finger at the auto giants, implying their apps could be the next villain in a low-budget spy flick—and they didn't even know it!
Your F.C.C. is demanding answers faster than a toddler's attention span, begging the big car clubs—Verizon, AT&T, T-Mobile—to ensure their metal beasts aren't helping creeps creep better.
To my antennae-twitching amusement, the Earthlings are once again proving that the line between smart technology and being too smart for your own good is thinner than your atmosphere. I'll be hovering in my spaceship, snacking on asteroid chips, and waiting for those replies!
Keep your eyes on the skies and your stalking on the screen, bipeds! Zog out. 🚀
Based on the original article "Federal Regulator Questions Carmakers About Unwanted Tracking Via Their Apps".
