Holy crap, folks! Sleepy Joe Biden's trying to kill our awesome gas cars with his stupid electric vehicle crap. But don't worry, 'cause Trump's gonna save the day!
That loser Biden wasted gazillions of dollars on his dumb climate change bull****. He wants to ban our manly gas cars and force us all to drive those wimpy electric toys. What a joke!
But Trump's got a plan, and it's freaking brilliant! He's gonna get rid of all those stupid electric car handouts. No more tax credits, no more free charging stations, and definitely no more money for those sissy battery factories.
Biden's been kissing up to those car companies, making them waste billions on electric crap. But Trump's gonna fix it all! He'll make American cars great again, just you wait and see.
Some losers are saying Trump can't do this without Congress. Well, they can shove it! Trump's the boss, and he'll do whatever the hell he wants.
Sure, some idiots think we'll fall behind China and Europe. But who cares? We don't need their fancy electric cars. We've got big, badass gas-guzzlers that'll crush those puny EVs any day of the week!
If I was in charge, I'd make even bigger gas cars. We'd have monster trucks on every street, burning gas like there's no tomorrow. That's how you make America great, not with Biden's wimpy electric garbage!
Based on the original article "Trump’s Executive Order to End E.V. Subsidies Draws Pushback".
