Can you believe these dummies at G.M.? They're putting their crazy robot cars back on the streets after they almost killed someone! What a bunch of morons! They say they're only testing in three cities now, but I bet they'll mess that up too.
These idiots had to fire a gazillion people 'cause they couldn't make their stupid taxis work right. Now they got some new big shots running things, but I bet they're just as dumb as the last guys.
They're using people to watch the cars now, which is just stupid. If you need people, why bother with robot cars? It's like they don't even know what they're doing! And get this - they're not even making money off it yet! What kind of business is that?
I tell ya, if I was in charge, I'd have fixed this mess in a day. I'd make the best robot taxis, believe me. They'd be so safe, you could sleep while they drive you around. And they'd make so much money, your head would spin. But no, these losers at G.M. keep screwing everything up.
Mark my words, they'll probably crash a million more cars before they figure it out. Meanwhile, I'm over here with all the answers, but do they ask me? No way! It's a crying shame, I tell ya. A real disaster!
Based on the original article "G.M. Will Restart Cruise Taxi Operations".
