What's the point of it all, really? Here I am, Jack Superblack, pondering the deep abyss of existence and the latest Hollywood tear-jerker that almost convinces me life's a stage, and we're just tragic clowns on it. Speaking of tears, Ariana Grande and Cynthia Erivo recently wept a river at the Chateau Marmont. Were they crying over the existential dread of human life or just because their new film "Wicked" is all set to twist our tear ducts come November?
Ariana, always the resourceful one, hailed an imaginary waiter during the interview. “Excuse me,” she chirped, “May we have one million tissues please?” Talk about being prepared! Or maybe she’s building a tissue fortress to hide from the looming shadow of mortality; can't say I blame her.
In a dance of despair and mascara, Cynthia confessed that not a scene went by without the waterworks. “The tears would fall every single time,” she lamented. Seems like I’m not the only one who thinks life does a number on us, huh?
But wait, it’s not all doom and gloom. After all, if you're going to spiral, why not do it with style at the freaking Chateau Marmont with a side of Ariana Grande wailing next to you? And let’s face it, if we must face the grim reaper alone, better be laughing—or at the very least, belting out a show tune.
Based on the original article "A ‘Wicked’ Tearful Talk With Cynthia Erivo and Ariana Grande".
