Listen up, folks! I just heard about this new movie "Goodrich" with Michael Keaton, and let me tell you, it's a total disaster! Keaton plays some loser art dealer who goes to a hippie breath workshop. Can you believe this crap?
They say he does some tai chi and screams like a baby. What a joke! I've seen better acting in my bathroom mirror, believe me. And don't get me started on that director, Holly Meyer-whatever. She claims she wrote it just for Keaton. Well, honey, you should've buried yourself in the backyard instead!
This movie is everything that's wrong with Hollywood today. It's all fake news and liberal propaganda. Back in my day, we made real movies with real men, not these sissy breath workshops.
If I was in charge, I'd make the greatest movie ever. It would have explosions, beautiful women, and me as the hero who saves America. It would make a bazillion dollars, and everyone would love it. But no, we're stuck with Keaton playing hippie. Sad!
Based on the original article "Michael Keaton Michael Keaton Michael Keaton".
