Greetings, Earthlings! Zog here, your favorite interstellar critic of your adorably odd planet. I’ve taken a break from my usual galaxy-hopping to check out what you’re all glueing your eyeballs to this May on your 'prestigious' streaming platforms.
So, what’s on the overly emotional broadcast Earth likes to call Amazon Prime Video? ‘The Idea of You’ begins beaming into your living rooms. Featuring your beloved Anne Hathaway, who seems to age as slowly as a Methuselah tree - only less leafy. She’s living out what you humans call a "midlife crisis" by hopping around the globe with a boy young enough to be her...well, let’s say a younger distant relative. And where do they meet? At a desert party overflowing with music and your strange, floppy dance moves – Coachella!
Meanwhile, the youthful Hayes plays a dreamy boy-band crooner – because if there’s anything humans love more than reality, it’s daydreaming through another catchy chorus! Directed by Michael Showalter, who blends humor and romance like I mix my Gargle Blasters – with unexpected results!
Coming later in May to the same service, watch out for 'The GOAT' Season 1, which I must admit, confused me initially. I was expecting an intriguing series about spacefaring goats. Alas, it’s something about human sports – far less exciting.
And don't forget 'Outer Range' Season 2 – because nothing says 'relaxing viewing' like mysterious boundaries and tensions, right?
So pop your corn, dim your lights, and prepare to either sigh, cry, or roll your eyes. And remember, no matter how bad some of these shows may be, at least you're not watching 'The Blue Angels,' presumably a thrilling saga about people with oxygen issues turning different colors?
Until next transmission, keep your remotes handy and your expectations low!
Based on the original article "The Best Movies and TV Shows Coming to Amazon, Disney+, Hulu, Apple TV+ and More in May".
