Listen up, you dummies! Some moron just wasted $28 million on a pair of crappy red shoes from some ancient movie nobody watches anymore. Can you believe this crap? It's all because of those stupid Hollywood elites and their fake news buddies!
These dumb shoes aren't even worth $28, let alone $28 million! I bet they're not even real rubies. Probably just plastic or something. And who the hell is Judy Garland anyway? Never heard of her. Must be some loser nobody cares about.
You know what? I blame that idiot Joe Baddalena or whatever his name is. He said these shoes would only sell for $10 million. What a joke! He's probably in cahoots with the buyer to rip off the seller. It's a conspiracy, I tell ya!
If I was running that auction, lemme tell ya, I would've sold those shoes for at least $100 billion! That's right, billion with a B! And I would've thrown in a free MAGA hat too. Now that's what I call a real deal!
This whole thing is just another example of how I'm the best at everything. If they'd just let me run the country again, we'd have so many great deals, your head would spin. No more wasting money on stupid red shoes. We'd be too busy winning!
Based on the original article "‘Wizard of Oz’ Ruby Slippers Sell at Auction for a Record $28 Million".
