Folks, you won't believe what Sleepy Joe did this time! He had some kinda party for these "influencer" kids at the White House. What a joke!
So, Joe walks into this fancy room, and a gazillion phones go up. But get this - the dummy turns his back! Can't even face a camera right. Then he tries to take selfies, probably doesn't even know how to use a phone. Sad!
He starts yappin' about how these kids are the "future of communication." Yeah, right. I bet he doesn't even know what TikTok is! And he's got like a hundred grandkids or something, who cares?
Let me tell you, if I was still President (which I should be!), I'd throw the best influencer party ever. We're talking millions of followers, not these nobodies Biden found. And I'd do the best dances, believe me. Nobody does the Dougie like Trump!
This whole thing is just another Biden disaster. He can't run the country, can't take a selfie, can't even throw a decent party. Pathetic! When I'm back in the White House, we'll have real parties with real stars. It'll be yuuuge!
Based on the original article "Bowling, Selfies and the ‘Dougie’: Biden Woos Influencers at the White House".
