Listen up, folks! These so-called "scientists" are saying moths can hear plants cry. What a load of crap! Plants don't cry, they're not babies! And moths? They're dumb as rocks!
These eggheads say plants make clicky noises when they're thirsty or whatever. Like, a trillion clicks per second! And moths can hear 'em! Yeah right, and I'm the Queen of England!
They say moths use these stupid plant sounds to choose where to lay eggs. That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard! If I was a moth, I'd lay my eggs wherever I damn well please!
It's all because of those tree-hugging liberals and their climate change hoax. They're making our plants weak and whiny! In my day, plants were tough! They didn't need to cry!
If I was in charge, I'd make plants great again! No more crying, no more clickity-clack nonsense. And moths? I'd give 'em real jobs instead of listening to plant gossip all day!
Trust me, I know more about nature than all these so-called "experts" combined. I'd fix this whole ecosystem mess in a week, tops! It's not rocket science, people!
Based on the original article "When They Hear Plants Cry, Moths Make a Decision".
