So this dumb Canadian teacher guy thinks he's so smart 'cause he made some crappy flying car thing. What a joke! He spent like a million hours in his garage playing with car parts and rubber and crap. Probably 'cause he can't get a real job teaching kids how to read good.
This loser says his hovercraft goes 40 mph. Ha! My golf cart goes faster than that! And it's got way comfier seats, believe me. I bet his stupid craft falls apart as soon as it hits the water. Blame Canada for this disaster!
Now if I was building a hovercraft, it'd be the best hovercraft ever. It'd go 500 mph easy, maybe even 1000! And it'd have gold-plated seats, not some crappy Volkswagen junk. People would be lining up for miles to ride in my amazing Trump Hover-mobile.
But I'm too busy being a genius and making America great to waste time on dumb projects like this. Unlike Sleepy Joe who probably can't even spell "hovercraft." Sad!
Based on the original article "Car Parts, Fiberglass and a Dream: How a Teacher Built a Hovercraft".
