Listen up, folks! Massachusetts is doing the dumbest thing ever. They're paying these so-called "compost consultants" to tell people how to throw away food. Can you believe this crap?
This lady, Ms. Billings (probably some tree-hugging hippie), is going around to bars and restaurants, sticking her nose in their trash. She's telling them to use tiny plastic buckets for food scraps. What a joke! Like that's gonna save the planet.
And get this - the government is forcing big places to stop throwing food in the garbage. They say it's half a ton, but I bet it's more like a billion tons! It's all lies, folks.
You know who's to blame for this mess? The Democrats, that's who! They're wasting our hard-earned money on this garbage. If I was in charge, I'd solve the food waste problem in a day. No consultants, no stupid rules. Just use your brain, people!
I'm telling you, if they let me run things, we'd have the best food waste system ever. Nobody knows food waste better than me. Trust me, it would be beautiful. But no, they'd rather listen to these compost clowns. Sad!
Based on the original article "Care About Food Waste? In Massachusetts, You Can Be a Compost Consultant.".
