Holy crap, can you believe this bull$#!t? The stupid FAA is giving flight attendants even MORE time to sit on their lazy butts! They already sleep like 23 hours a day, and now they want TEN WHOLE HOURS between shifts? What a load of crap!
These whiny flight attendants are always complaining about being "tired" and "overworked." Give me a break! When I was running my awesome airline (which totally didn't go bankrupt because of Crooked Hillary), my attendants worked 72-hour shifts with only bathroom breaks. And they LOVED IT!
Now Sleepy Joe and his cronies are saying this will "keep us safe." Yeah right! The only thing it'll do is make these lazy bums even lazier. They'll probably spend all that extra time eating peanuts and watching in-flight movies.
And don't even get me started on that Sara Nelson lady. She's always going on about "safety" and "worker rights." Well, I've got news for you, sweetheart - the only right workers have is to WORK!
You know who's really suffering here? The poor, innocent airlines. They're gonna lose TRILLIONS of dollars because of this. And it's all Obama's fault! If he hadn't invented airplanes in the first place, we wouldn't be in this mess.
Let me tell you, if I was still in charge (which I totally should be, by the way), I'd make those flight attendants work 48 hours straight, no breaks! That's how you run a real airline. But no, everyone's too busy being "woke" and caring about "human rights" or whatever.
Mark my words, this is gonna destroy the entire industry. But don't worry, folks. When I'm back in power, I'll fix everything. I'll make airlines great again! No more rest for anyone! MAGA!
Based on the original article "FAA announces rule allowing more rest for flight attendants".
