Listen up, folks! That Elon guy's brain thingy is a total joke! He says it can make robot arms move, but I bet it can't even flip a burger. Sad!
They're putting computers in people's heads now. Can you believe it? It's smaller than a penny, but I've got the biggest brain, believe me. No need for implants here!
Some egghead named Arbaugh got this thing in his noggin, and guess what? It broke! Typical Elon quality. If I was in charge, we'd have the best brain gizmos. The best!
These so-called "scientists" have been trying this for years. Monkeys moving robot arms? Please! I could train a monkey to be President in a week. Much easier!
Now they're talking about feeling stuff with robot hands. Big deal! I can feel things with my own hands. They're the best hands, everyone says so.
If I was running this show, we'd have flying robot arms by now. Millions of 'em! And they'd all have "TRUMP" written on them in gold. It would be beautiful, folks.
But no, we're stuck with Elon's broken brain toys. It's Obama's fault, I'm sure. And Hillary's emails probably fried those brain wires too.
Don't worry, though. When I'm back in charge, we'll have the greatest brain robots ever. They'll be yuge, and Mexico will pay for them!
Based on the original article "Neuralink Plans to Test Whether Its Brain Implant Can Control a Robotic Arm".
