So the ocean people at NOAA Fisheries — that's the government fish department, folks — say market squid (the little calamari guys) are swimming north out of California because of El Niño, which is when the Pacific Ocean gets warm. Tremendous common sense from the squid. I've been saying leave California for 38 years. The squid finally listened.
And where was Celeste Saulo, the weather lady who runs the World Meteorological Organization? Did she warn the squid? No. She was too busy with her emails. Sad performance. A real leader would've faxed every squid personally.
People forget squid have lungs, very delicate, very sensitive to warm water — that's basic biology, look it up. Mine are great. I once held my breath for nine minutes during a hurricane briefing. Anyway, the squid are headed to Oregon. My uncle invented Oregon.
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Based on the original article "The 'Super' El Niño Has Arrived. Here's How It Might Affect the World's Weather and Economy".
