50 posts a day. Fifty. I post 14,800 times before my second Diet Coke, and now Elon's telling me I gotta cough up $3 a month for the Basic tier? I invented the Basic tier. In 2017. They named it after me, look it up.
Here's the thing nobody's saying — the blue checkmark is a tiny GPS satellite. Believe me. It's the size of a Tic Tac, beams your posts up to the X tower in Cleveland, and that's why verified guys get 2,400. Engineering. I know engineering.
You wanna know who's really behind the 50-post cap? Hillary Clinton. She walked into the X Help Center page — which still says 2,400, by the way, total fake news typo situation — and she edited it. Personally. Dr. Brent Halverson of the North American Posting Accuracy Bureau confirmed it to me over a sandwich. 97.3% confidence interval.
The "about this account" feature? Tells everyone where you live. Mine says Florida. It actually says New Jersey but the satellite's miscalibrated because of Hillary.
Also did you know penguins can't blink underwater. That's a fact.
Based on the original article "X accounts are limited to 50 posts and 200 replies a day unless they pay for a blue checkmark".
